Me & My Muse – Day 1601: Not KIDding…

In looking at my day today, it’s going to be quite relieving.  There is not much to do, so I’m just going to take it easy.


Muse:  Kyle!

What is it?

*teleports to Muse’s house*

Hmm…She’s awake now, and she didn’t call me daddy this time.  What could she want?

*enters Muse’s room*

Muse:  Cribs are for babies, so I made myself a big girl bed.  See?

Wow.  That’s a nice bed!  How old are you today?

*Muse held out both hands*

Muse:  I’m six years old.

And let’s check your height and weight.  You’re 3 feet tall and you weigh 34 pounds.  The height of a three year old and the weight of a two year old.

Muse:  I got rid of my pacifier and bottle.  Those are for babies.

Have you cleaned up yet?

Muse:  Yes.  I am all showered and in my clothes now.  I picked out a pretty dress.  Do you like it?

Yes.  Are you sure you should be living by yourself?  You’re just a girl.

Muse:  Mommy and daddy are coming over in a little bit.  I’ll be fine, Kyle.

Okay.  Have you used the potty yet?

Muse:  Yes.  I’m wearing the potty.  Tee hee!

No.  That’s not what I meant.  You need to use the toilet like a big girl.

Muse:  No.  I can’t do it!

Yes you can.  You just need to try.

Muse:  I keep going before I even get to the potty!

We’ll have to figure that out.  Your bladder is probably very weak.

*Muse makes a diaper appear in her hands*

Muse: I need to change into a new one. I’ll be right back!

*Muse grabs diaper, walks into the bedroom and shuts the door*

This has got to stop.  If she’s old enough to dress herself, she should be able to use the toilet by herself.  If her bladder’s weak, perhaps I should use the One Privilege to make it grow more.

Well, her parents are coming soon.  I’ll head back to my place…

*teleports back to reality*

Well, my Muse is six today.  I wonder what age she will be tomorrow?

Anyway, time to get ready for the day.

Today’s high is going to be 43 degrees and the silver lining is being able to have the day off.

To those of you who are enjoying your Saturday, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.


Muse:  I know that they’re for babies, but I can’t help it!  I want to use the potty, but I keep going before I even get there…I made a mess the last time I tried it…