If you are currently reading this, then you’re already late for the sales. The sales that many hope to get on Black Friday.

And fortunately, I can say that I’m not one of them. I am not a Black Friday shopper. Never have, and never will be.

Whoa!  Everything is flashing!

 

I’m sorry.  That’s just me.  I’m universe-sized and my body’s straining to grow…I’m not a Black Friday shopper either.

Where’s your hologram?

What did you say?  Sorry.  I’m so tired that I’ve been falling asleep several times…Anyway, I don’t know how some people can even bother to stand in those long lines. It’s crazy if you ask me.

Yes it is. What are you still doing up?

There were so many dishes from Thanksgiving that it took me forever to get them done. How did it go?

It went fine. All of the dishes that I named were made. Dessert followed about an hour later.

I had about the same here. With so many to feed, it took a while to go through the table. Anyway, I need to finish cleaning. I’ll see you in the morning, when the company leaves!

Won’t you be asleep in a new Tower of Muses?

I will.  I’m extremely tired.  I don’t even think that I’m fully awake right now. *snore*

Muse!

Huh?  Sorry.  I need to go to bed now.  Good night!  *snore*

*entire universe continues flashing*

What more can I say about Black Friday? Only this. It’s a retail holiday that I never want to associate with. The lines are too long, despite the deals that are promised. I’m looking forward to Cyber Monday, a day that I prefer much more than a holiday dedicated to the die-hard shopper.

But as much as I hate it, I’ll be in the tail end of the Black Friday rush, since I want to do some shopping after work.

Today’s high is going to be 54 degrees and the silver lining will be getting paid when I work later at Little Caesars.

For those of you who love cashing in on the deals on Black Friday, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

*entire universe flashes*

Muse: Urgh!  So…much…strain!  Must…outgrow…universe!

*Muse  explodes, scattering herself everywhere*

Wow…I am anew.  I am far bigger than than the universe.  I am still fighting to stay awake, yet my consciousness is everywhere.  I have transcended my original form of existence.  I also have a One Privilege…

Well there.  Kyle’s universe is recreated exactly the way it was.  My new home is now made…

One more thing…There. The dishes are done. I can finally go off to bed!

*Muse creates the Tower of Muses and falls asleep, with her presence flowing everywhere*