Me & My Muse – Day 1501: Growing Pains

From what I saw last night with my Muse, it doesn’t look like there’s going to be that much of a transformation cycle.  All she did was grow three inches.  Having that said, she will just be her normal self for 100 days, plus being three inches taller…


Muse:  Kyle!


Muse:  I’m even taller than last night!  I grew five more inches overnight!

I see that.  You were 4 foot 9 last night, right?  That would put you at 5 foot 2 inches.

Muse:  Am I just going to keep growing everyday?  That’s what I’m thinking.

When did you notice yourself taller?

Muse:  Last night.  It was about 2:17 in the morning…

I’m guessing that it happened right at midnight.  Did you need to get any new clothes?

Muse:  No.  The clothes actually grew with me.

So, magic pants, right?

Muse:  Yup.  If this is going to keep happening, I am going to use my Intangible abilities to make my house and all my clothing grow with me.

Good idea.  Of course you can’t get too tall with the square-cube law, right?

Muse:  Wrong.  Being Intangible, I don’t have any physical properties.  Remember?

That’s right.  Your physics are applied, even in my world, which would explain why I can still touch you.  Otherwise, you would be like a ghost…

Muse:  Yes.  My weight and height are normal, but I’m not effected by the square-cube law…

So I guess I’m wrong.  So you’ll be growing everyday.  I wonder how tall you’ll be tomorrow?

Muse:  Who knows?  I can’t predict that.

Well, I need to get ready for tonight’s dinner.  I’ll let you get accustomed to your new size.

Muse:  Okay.  Enjoy your dinner!

*Muse vanishes in a beam of light*

Well, I guess this cycle won’t be normal after all.  My Muse will be growing everyday for 100 days.  Who knows how big she will be at the end?

Anyway, I am in the process of getting ready for tonight’s birthday dinner at my grandparents.  It will be in a couple hours.  That is pretty much this day in a nutshell.

Today’s high is going to be 79 degrees and the silver lining is having the birthday dinner tonight.

To those of you who like having special dinners, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.


Muse:  There.  Everything should grow to my size in all the days to come.  …Oh!  Especially that  (That was so sudden!  I wish my bladder wasn’t so weak!).  Time to change into a new one…