Me & My Muse – Day 1355: Ah, Friday…

Ah indeed.  I have been waiting for this day all week long.  The day where I can finally unwind after a busy week of work.

Having recently finished off my week, I am now ready to enjoy it.  I will be going to Pastor Jeremy’s class tonight.  The class is called “The Weight of Glory”, which is based off of a work by C.S. Lewis.  It should be insightful and definitely educational.

But before I do that, I am going to leave reality for a bit and check out where I am with Dolores.  I see that we are almost at the center of the dimension.  It shouldn’t be long before I get to my Muse…

Tee hee hee hee hee hee…

Dolores:  I’m starting to get tired of hearing that!

Don’t worry.  You won’t have to hear it too much longer.  Because we’re right in the center of the dimension, and there’s…a universe?

Dolores:  Just how big is she?  She has a dimension inside her, with a universe inside of that!

You have to remember.  She’s the size of 25,578 universes!  Having just one inside her would be nothing.  There are probably several.  Afterall, there’s a whole dimension inside her which could very well be bigger than the Realm of Imagination!

Dolores:  So she’s bigger on the inside?

Indeed.  I would say a lot bigger.  This particular universe has where she’s located.  But this is going to take a while. Time to speed things up!  Zoom to the center of the Muse universe and change physics so that we don’t disintegrate!

*a super sonic explosion is heard*

There.  We just traversed to the center of her universe in just a split second.  Now to find the Muse Galaxy.  There it is.  To the Queen Muse Planet in the Muse Solar System!  There.  In approaching the planet, it looks like her castle takes up the entire surface area.  Time to enter!

*pilots spaceship inside castle*

Wow!  There are vast fields with playgrounds inside this castle!  And there’s royal carpeting marking all the endless hallways…

Dolores:  Where’s her bedroom?

We’re almost there.  We need to maintain our mother disguises or she will suspect us…

Dolores:  I haven’t taken it off!  I don’t want to chance it!

There.  We’re right outside the doorway.  That has to be at least a few miles tall…Open door!  There.  We can fly right in…

*pilots castle inside to see a gigantic bedroom with a flashing Queen Muse floating in her crib, sucking on her bottle while she’s fast asleep*

Mommy!  Is dat you?

*Muse finishes bottle and sits it down, letting out a contented sigh*

Yes it is, honey.  Mommy just wants to check your diaper.  It will take just a sec, okay?

Okay…Tee hee!

Tee hee hee hee hee hee…

Alright.  I’m going to fall asleep.  When I awaken, cast the anti-spell!

Dolores:  You don’t have to tell me twice!  I want the brat to be gone!

Okay.  Falling asleep…

*falls asleep and enters dream world*

There she is.  A gigantic infant, shining brighter than any of the stars in the sky…

*flies over to my Muse, who is sleeping*

Tee hee…No!  It’s mine!

Says who?

Says me!  It’s mine!  Tee hee!

Well, watch me take it then!

*reaches out and touches gigantic floating Muse, who is still sleeping*

AHHHHHHH!!!

I hurt you, daddy.  You being bad!

But it’s mine!  How can you do this?

Really big yummy flashing light is mine!  I never let you have it!  Tee hee!

Gabrielle:  Well, if he can’t have your “Really big yummy flashing light”,  here Kyle.  All the Master’s Privileges you want!  That should be more than enough, considering that you already have a One Privilege!

Deja vu?  I feel like that I’ve experienced this before!  Sure!  I’ll take a few…million!

*absorbs millions of privileges and begins flashing with power*

No daddy!  It’s mine!

Give me the privilege!

No!

Give me the privilege!

NO DADDY!  NO!!!

*entire realm shakes violently*

YOU WILL GIVE ME THE ONE PRIVILEGE THIS INSTANT!

*a large intense beam of light emerges from my Muse and flows directly into me*

Thank you.  And good.  I don’t hear your omniscient voice anymore.  I didn’t like it.

Ahh…Sleeping like a baby, huh?  Sleep on…I have a dimension to correct…

It looks like her light is already starting to fade.  She no longer has the privilege…

And to make sure that she doesn’t have this dream and obtain my One Privilege again, this dream is officially locked.  She is banished from this dream and it’s now impossible for her to have it. One Privilege, ENGAGE!

*entire area flashes, with the sound of a lock being latched*

Phase one of the plan is finished. It’s time to wake up and have Dolores do phase two.  One Privilege, ENGAGE!

*leaves dream world and awakens*

She’s powerless, Dolores.  Cast the anti-spell!

Dolores:  Hee hee hee!  I know that she is!  I can’t hear the brat’s “tee hees” anymore!  Hocus pocus!  No more youth!  Everything’s back to the way it was!  And…SHAZAM!!!!

*entire room flashes and everything fades into a blinding light*

And…We’re back in the castle!  And my Muse is an adult again!

Muse:  *yawn*  Kyle…What happened?

It’s a long story.  What’s the last thing that you can remember?

Muse:  I was trapped in a little girl’s body and…Hey!  My voice!  I sound like an adult again!

Dolores:  The spell is broken, sweetie!

Muse:  Eek!  What is that witch doing there?  Send her back to the wastes this instant!

Dolores:  This “witch” just turned you back to normal!  You should thank her!  After that, Kyle, you can send me back to the wastes!  I don’t care!

Muse:  Fairest witch of the waste.  You have my gratitude for breaking the spell and changing me back.  Now off to the wastes with you!  Kyle?

To the wastes!  One Privilege, ENGAGE!

*Dolores vanishes in a cloud of smoke*

Muse:  My apologies, Kyle.  It is in the Ancient Royal Law that witches are not permitted in the castle!  Had she remained, she would’ve been dealt with the most severe punishment!

And that is?

Muse:  She would be burned at the stake! That is the prescription, as dictated by the Royal Law…If mommy or daddy would’ve seen her here, she would’ve surely been put to death!  But I spared her life because she rescued me.  Now what was this long story?  I didn’t do any harm to you, did I?

You didn’t.  You basically became the Dark Muse.  The Dark Baby Muse was also involved.  I will tell you the whole story later…

Dark Muse:  Tee hee…What happened?

You tell me!  You were the one that caused all this mess!

Dark Muse:  I only wanted to play princess!  Tee hee!  The last thing that I remember was being a princess.  Then everything got blurry after that.  Tee hee…

I am guessing that everything got blurry when the Dark Baby Muse began to control you.

Dark Muse:  Maybe that’s it!  Tee hee!  My little sister wanted to play too!

Little Sister?

Dark Muse:  That baby in that weird dimension!  She’s my little sister!  Tee hee!

Well now you have twin sisters.  One of them is a Queen in a newly banished dimension.

Dark Muse:  I want to visit her!  Tee hee!

Don’t.  You’ll cause more trouble!

Dark Muse:  No I won’t!  Tee hee!  I only want to visit her!  I’ll be a good girl!  I promise!

Well, considering that you meant no harm in playing “princess”, go ahead.

Dark Muse:  She probably has no one to play with.  I’ll play with her!  Tee hee!

*Dark Muse vanishes in a cloud of smoke*

I trust her.  After all, she has saved my life before…

Anyway,  time to get ready for this event.  I’ll talk to you later!

Muse:  Okay.  Have fun, Kyle!  I’ll talk to you later tonight!

 

Getting back to reality, I will now get ready for the class.

Today’s high is going to be 57 degrees and the silver lining is having the weekend off.

To those of you who are glad that it’s Friday, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

 

Muse:  Okay.  Time for my nap!  Wait a second!  I’m not tired, so I’m not taking one!  Oh no!  I just…I guess I’ll put another one on!  I hate being incontinent!  *sigh*

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