Forget Dinner and a Movie, because we’re changing the rules on this one.

Today on this Labor Day, I am having Movie and a Sushi.

So you’re probably asking “How does one have Movie and a Sushi”?  It’s simple.  All you do is see the movie first, and then have the sushi.

Today, I will be seeing Pete’s Dragon with my brother.  The remake, of course.  After that, I’ll be having some delicious sushi at Maru.

While all that is good, there’s one problem.  How am I going to find a babysitter?  Normally, I could just have a clone watch my Muse, but I can’t generate clones anymore since my Muse took my One Privilege away from me.  I don’t know how she got it.  It might have been while I was sleeping.

With that issue, I have a problem.  While I can still teleport, I just can’t generate a clone.  That requires a lot of power.  Something that the privilege could do no problem.  But if I can’t create a babysitter to watch my Muse, it doesn’t look like I can do this…

 

Kyle Clone:  Can’t do what?

Whoa!  Where did you come from?  I thought that my Muse made you vanish!

Kyle Clone:  Vanish?  Are you kidding? About 3 days ago, I just hid from her!  And since you were taking care of her, I saw no reason to come out of hiding.

So you let me suffer?

Kyle Clone:  Look who’s talking!  Who do you think has to take care of her every single stinking time!  Me!  That’s who!  And don’t get me started on changing her diaper!  If I have to change one more dirty diaper, I am going to FREAK OUT!

Relax!

Kyle Clone:  Relax?  Ha!  You’re the one that’s always relaxing while I get to do the hard work.  Well now it’s your turn!  See how I feel!  Huh?

Okay.  I understand that it’s tough to raise her.  Could you do me a favor?

Kyle Clone:  No!  I’m not going to watch her anymore!  I’m done.

Just one favor is all I ask.  And then no more.

Kyle Clone:  Fine.  More babysitting, right?

Yes, but not right now.  I will be watching her until I go to my movie tonight.  Can you watch her the rest of the night?  It’s not even a whole day, okay?

Kyle Clone:  Deal!  This will be my last errand that I do for you.

Oh.  There’s one other thing I need you to do…

*tosses Kyle Clone some work clothes*

Kyle Clone:  What’s this?

They’re my work clothes.  You have to work at Little Caesars in my place if I am watching my Muse.  It’s only a six hour shift.  It shouldn’t be too bad.

Kyle Clone:  Heh.  Alright.  I’ll do it.  Just how hard can a pizza job be?

Oh.  You have no idea.  But it’s actually kind of cool.  You get to be a manager.  You have my same intellect so you should be able to manage.

Kyle Clone:  Okay.  Have fun.

Oh.  And I would start getting ready.  Your shift starts at 8:00 a.m.  You don’t want to be late.

Kyle Clone:  I won’t.  Have fun!

If that’s even possible, I will.  *sigh*  Time to check on her…

*teleports to Muse’s room*

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!  She’s growing out of control!

Muse:  *snore* Tee hee…tee hee…tee hee…Tee hee…

*Muse flashes brightly and grows with everything in her room except me*

Hmm…My clone must have written this before she grew.  23.5 months?  That’s a good guess.  30 inches and 22 pounds?  He must have weighed her before he put her back to sleep…That’s…nevermind.  He already wrote it. The height of a 14 month old and the weight of a 16 month old.  That would put her in 12 month clothing today…Make that 12 month clothing for gigantic babies…It looks like she’s still sleeping, and she and this entire room is still growing…

Muse:  *snore* Tee hee…tee hee…tee hee…Tee hee…

*Muse continues flashing and growing, floating barely above her mattress*

She’s using her powers in her sleep, I’m pretty sure that she’s unaware of it.  It’s happening.  Too much power for someone so little like her.  Power incontinence.

Muse:  *yawn*

Did her yawn just turn that door knob into a rose?  *sigh*  Yes…And this is going to be “so much fun”…How am I going to take care of a giant toddler?  Honey, I Blew up the Kid!  At this point, I’m just going to hide from her.  I’ll tell my clone to do the same later on…

Time to wrap this up.  My clone will be working my shift while I play hide and seek with my Muse.  After that, it’s movie and sushi time!

Today’s high is going to be 84 degrees and the silver lining is getting to see a movie and have sushi later.

To those of you who are enjoying Labor Day, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

Muse:  *yawn*  Daddy? Daddy? Daddy? Daddy?

*Muse begins floating out of her crib*

Yeah.  It’s official.  I’m in trouble…