Well, my Muse has been a handful today.  After many failed attempts to get out of her dream, I think that I’m finally out.  Reality sweet reality…

After several attempts and pure anger, I reduced her to her original size and made her fall asleep.  Whenever she screams “no nap”, her powers magically make her not tired.   She had to get me pretty angry to override her powers.  I think that she’s in a coma now.  I’ll give her a few days.

I also reduced her ability to urinate.  For a standard baby, it’s manageable.  But for an intangible baby that keeps refilling her diaper, there needs to be some restraint there.

Her condition has also gotten worse.  She no longer walks, but flies around the room.  Whenever she touches down, she just crawls.  I just wish that I can put an end to this.  There’s got to be a way to get inside of her and get to the Dark Muse…

 

Meanwhile, in the Muse’s room…

Nurture:  It’s time, dear!

Muse:  It is?  For what, mommy?

Nurture:   Fall asleep, dear.  You’ll see soon enough.  Tee hee!

Muse:  Okay!  I’m really tired…Tee hee…

*Muse flashes intensely, with a bright aura surrounding her*

Muse:  *snore*  Tee hee…Pee pee…

*a faded image of Muse flashes and enters dream world*

Nurture:  That’s right!  Mommy went pee pee too!  Change mommy’s diaper right now!  Tee hee!

Remedy Clone:  Right away, My sweet little gumdrop!

Nurture:  Quick!  Do it now!  Tee hee!

Muse:   Kyle! Kyle! Kyle! Kyle! Kyle! Kyle! Tee hee!

*Kyle appears, sleeping in a bed*

Muse:  Kyle!  Yummy light!  Gimme more!  Tee hee!

*Kyle continues snoring*

Muse:  MORE!  Tee hee!  MORE!  MORE!

*Muse flashes intensely, shooting a powerful beam at Kyle*

Kyle:  *yawns* Here it is…It’s yours…

*Kyle produces an enormous beam of light and holds it with both hands*

Muse:  Really big flashing yummy light!  I love really big flashing yummy light!

Kyle:  It’s my One Privilege.  Enjoy!

Muse:  I eat this one!  Tee hee!

*Muse swallows really bright flashing light and begins exploding with an intensity of flashes*

Muse:  HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!  TEE HEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!  TEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!  PEE! PEE!  THAT REALLY TICKLES!!!!!

*Muse flashes with a blinding aura*

Muse:   Change me, daddy!  Tee hee!

Kyle:  Right away, dear!

*minutes later*

Kyle: There you go!

Muse: Thank you daddy!  Tee hee!  I drink more milky!

*Muse begins sucking on a big baby bottle, and grows bigger and bigger*

Muse:  Whoa!

*Muse outgrows dream and wakes up*

*Muse explodes with an intensity of flashes and smiles*

Muse:  *snore*  REALLY yummy light…Tee hee…

*pacifier appears in Muse’s mouth and she begins sucking on it, magically floating in her sleep*

 

Meanwhile, back at Kyle’s house in reality…

Whoa!  I really feel like I lost something important.  I’m sure it’s nothing.  Just another weird dream.  Time to go back to sleep…

*Kyle falls asleep, while his room whirls around into a spinning vortex, with a giant Muse crawling on her knees, looming over him*

Muse:  Tee hee hee hee hee…