Me & My Muse – Day 1152: Green Haircut Pay Day

As the total opposite of last week, I was actually able to accomplish my goal.  With the lawn mower up and running, I was able to give it a test run today.  And I do say, it passed with flying colors.

In addition to this, I got paid today, so that’s icing on the cake.

I haven’t seen my Muse yet today.  I’m actually about to go visit her.  I haven’t heard anything, so my clone must be doing a good job in taking care of her…


Muse:  You mean me?

Oh no.

Muse:  What?

Not again!  Have I been in her dream this whole day?  Everything looked so real!  She really had me fooled!

Muse:  What are you talking about?  Our baby is fine.  I have been doing most of the caring by the way, Kyle…

And that’s how I know that it’s a dream.  You are not grown up yet!  You are a reflection of her past memories living inside of this dream!

Muse:  And you are being delusional.  This is not a dream!  Come with me.  I have a place where you can relax…

(Better play along with her.  There’s no convincing a dream person…)  Okay.  Lead on…

*follows Muse through a corridor*

Muse:  This is our place.  We bought it after we married, remember?


Muse:  Yes.  Have you forgotten already?  Now, let me show you this room…

*follows Muse into room with an elevator*

An elevator?  It looks like our place is pretty big…

Muse:  In here…

*follows Muse into elevator, and watches Muse press 356*

356 floors?  Don’t you think we’re overdoing it?

Muse:  Nope!

Not even a little?

Muse:  You’ll see!

*arrives at 356th floor and exits with Muse*

Muse:  And here we are!  The top of our daughter’s crib!  This offers a nice view, overlooking it.

So all these elevators go to just her room?

Muse (whispering):  Yes.  Shh!  She’s still sleeping…

So the the whole room is about 9200 feet tall and judging on this floor, the crib is 3560 feet tall.

Muse:  Yup.  And our daughter is now 2400 feet tall.  Isn’t she adorable?

She’s a total liability at that size. 6.4 million tons?  Why should I resort to using my privileges every time?

Muse:  I would stop complaining.  I have been taking care of her most of the time…

Let’s see.  Without her size increase, she would be 31 inches tall and weigh 24 pounds.  The height of a 16 month old and the weight of a 19 month old.  And she’s 28.5 months old today?

Muse:  She is!  Isn’t she cute?

I guess, if you like radioactive children.  Haven’t you noticed that her glow has been getting brighter?

Muse:  She’s always had that.  She’s been like that since she was born.

*sigh*  This is getting old.  I’m going to leave dreamland again. Bye!  One Privilege, ENGAGE!

*Muse wakes up*

Muse:  Hi daddy!

Huh?  How did I wake up here?  And…OH MY GOODNESS YOU’RE GIGANTIC!  Back to your original size!  One Privilege, ENGAGE!

*Muse shrinks back to original size*

Muse:  No!  I bigger!

*Muse flashes brightly and grows back to 2400 feet*

No you’re not!

*Muse shrinks again*

Muse:  Yes I am!  Tee hee!

*Muse grows to 2400 feet*

Urrr…NO YOU’RE NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*blasts a powerful ray at Muse, locking her at her original size*

Muse:  No fun daddy!

I don’t want to deal with this today.  Now come.  Let me change your diaper…

*a few minutes later*

There.  Back to your crib.  It’s bedtime.

Muse:  No it’s not!

Yes it is.

Muse:  I’m not tired!

*Muse flashes brightly*

Oh no…You’ll be sleepless for days with that.   YES YOU ARE TIRED NOW GO TO BED NOW!!!!!!!!

Muse:  *yawn* I…sleepy…

*Muse falls asleep in my arms*

There.  The room is the normal size again.  I put her in her crib and she has her essentials.  Her bottle, pacifier, and favorite stuffed teddy bear.  I’ll create another clone to deal with her.  Time to relax.

*teleports back to reality*

Time to enjoy this evening, as well as the weekend.

Today’s high is going to be 74 degrees and the silver lining is getting paid.

To those of you who like pay days, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.


Baby Muse: *yawn*  I’m not tired!

*Baby Muse flashes brightly and Kyle clone disappears*

Muse:  Did Kyle abandon you again? Here.  Let mommy take care of you…

*Muse grows to 4800 feet tall*

Baby Muse:  I love you mommy!  Tee hee…

*Baby Muse grows back to 2400 feet and room grows back to regular size with elevator*