Me & My Muse – Day 1144: Open Up and Say Ahh…

My day in a nutshell.

An early morning shift and a 2:00 p.m. dentist appointment.  All in a day’s work.

As for yesterday, my apologies.  It was just one of those kinds of days.

And how was my Muse yesterday?  She was 15.5 days old.  She was 15.5 inches long and weighed 2.96875 pounds, putting her in the preemie category.

*Muse appears, clinging around my neck*

Oh, and my Muse is getting all clingy again.  She’s been doing this all day.  I put her down for a nap and she keeps appearing on me in a held position.


Muse:  I held! Tee hee!

And you smell.  Time to change your diaper…

*removes Muse’s diaper, cleans Muse, and puts on a new one*

There.  Can you take your evening nap now?

Muse;  Dada no nap!  Dada no nap!  Tee hee!

*Muse tightens her grip around my shoulders*

Everyone.  She’s now 19.5 months, and quite a handful.  She’s 29 inches tall and weighs 19.56 pounds.  She’s the height of a 12 month old and the weight of a 10 month old, putting her in 12 month clothing.  Oh, and from yesterday, she graduated to size 3 diapers.

Muse:  Dada! Dada!  Dada! Dada!

What honey?  Aren’t you tired?

Muse:  No tired!  No nap!

*Muse flashes intensely with a bright aura flashing around her*

This is also not good.  All day I have been trying to get her to take a nap.  I use my One Privilege to make her sleepy and she overrides it every time.  Watch.  You’re very tired.  One Privilege, ENGAGE!

Muse:  I tired…

*Muse falls asleep, and flashes*

Muse:  No nap!

See?  She overrides it almost instantly.  Here.  I’ll take care of you.  Generate clone.

Kyle Clone:  Here, missy!  Let’s go have some fun!

Muse:  Yay!  Tee hee!

*Kyle Clone and Muse teleport to Realm of Imagination*

Good luck getting her to sleep tonight.  Her supercharged Master’s Privileges has made sleep unnecessary for her now.  She’s just not tired!  Maybe I should supercharge my One Privilege…

Besides the above summary of events, that’s all for today.

Today’s high is going to be 84 degrees and the silver lining is getting my checkup today.

To those of you who like clean teeth, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.


Kyle Clone:  How about a game with Mr. Bear?

Muse: Bear big!

*stuffed bear doubles size four times, nearly crushing Kyle Clone*

Muse:  Tee hee!

*Muse flashes brightly with glowing aura surrounding her*