Me & My Muse – Day 1120B: The Darkening Dream

Well, it’s time for me to go to bed.    Good night, everyone!

 

Meanwhile, in the Muse’s room…

Muse:  *snore* Tee…hee…

*a faded image of Muse flashes and enters dream world*

Muse:  Tee hee!  Kyle!  I see Kyle!  Hi Kyle!

Kyle:  Hi cute little Musie!  I have something special to give you.  Do you want it?

Muse:  Gimme!  Gimme!

Kyle:  Ah ah!  You have to say please!

Muse:  No!  GIMME! GIMME!

*Muse begins shaking Kyle and flashing, reaching for something inside him*

Muse:  Got it!  Tee hee!  Flashing yummy light!  I love flashing yummy light!

Kyle:  That’s my Director’s Privileges!  Be careful with it, okay?

Muse:  I eat it!  Tee hee!

*Muse swallows light, and begins flashing brightly*

Muse:  Tee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee!!!  That tickles!!!

*Tee Hee Girl  flies around Muse, brightly flashing*

Tee Hee Girl:  I have something better!  It’s way yummier than what you have!  Tee hee!

Muse:  Gimme!  I want it!

Tee Hee Girl:  But you’re just a baby!  Tee hee!

Muse:  No I’m not!  I’m a big girl!  See?

*Muse grows to 100 feet tall and picks up Tee Hee Girl, who outgrows her quickly*

Tee Hee Girl:  You ARE a big girl!  Tee hee!  I was just kidding.  Tee hee!  I will give you the yummy thing, but first, I want you to do something.

Muse:  What do you want me to do?  Tee hee…

Tee Hee Girl:  Say Tee Hee!

Muse:   Tee hee! Tee hee!  Tee hee!

Tee Hee Girl: Here you go!  Tee hee!  Your very own copy!

*Tee Hee Girl duplicates Master’s Privileges and produces them in a flashing beam of light*

Muse:  Big flashing yummy light!  I love big flashing yummy light!

Tee Hee Girl:  Have fun with it!  Tee hee!

Muse:  I eat it!  Tee hee!

*Muse swallows bright flashing light and begins flashing intensely*

Muse:  HEEEEEEEE!!!!!  TEE HEEEEEEE!!!!!  TEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!  THAT REALLY TICKLES!!!!!

Tee Hee Girl:  Don’t tell anyone!  Tee hee!  It will be our little secret.  Tee hee!

Muse:  I won’t tell!  Tee hee!  Never!

*Muse begins sucking on a big baby bottle, which grows bigger and bigger, with the Muse entering the top through the nipple*

Muse:  Yummy milk!  Tee hee!

*Muse falls face first into the giant pool of milk inside the gigantic baby bottle and begins drinking all the milk*

*a faded image of Muse flashes and exits dream world, re-entering Muse*

*Muse flashes intensely and smiles*

Muse:  *snore*  Yummy light…Tee hee…

 

Meanwhile, back at Kyle’s house in reality…

Whoa!  What just happened?  Am I missing something?  No.  It’s probably nothing.  Just a weird dream.   Time to go back to sleep…

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