Well, it’s time for me to go to bed. Good night, everyone!
Meanwhile, in the Muse’s room…
Muse: *snore* Tee…hee…
*a faded image of Muse flashes and enters dream world*
Muse: Tee hee! Kyle! I see Kyle! Hi Kyle!
Kyle: Hi cute little Musie! I have something special to give you. Do you want it?
Muse: Gimme! Gimme!
Kyle: Ah ah! You have to say please!
Muse: No! GIMME! GIMME!
*Muse begins shaking Kyle and flashing, reaching for something inside him*
Muse: Got it! Tee hee! Flashing yummy light! I love flashing yummy light!
Kyle: That’s my Director’s Privileges! Be careful with it, okay?
Muse: I eat it! Tee hee!
*Muse swallows light, and begins flashing brightly*
Muse: Tee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee!!! That tickles!!!
*Tee Hee Girl flies around Muse, brightly flashing*
Tee Hee Girl: I have something better! It’s way yummier than what you have! Tee hee!
Muse: Gimme! I want it!
Tee Hee Girl: But you’re just a baby! Tee hee!
Muse: No I’m not! I’m a big girl! See?
*Muse grows to 100 feet tall and picks up Tee Hee Girl, who outgrows her quickly*
Tee Hee Girl: You ARE a big girl! Tee hee! I was just kidding. Tee hee! I will give you the yummy thing, but first, I want you to do something.
Muse: What do you want me to do? Tee hee…
Tee Hee Girl: Say Tee Hee!
Muse: Tee hee! Tee hee! Tee hee!
Tee Hee Girl: Here you go! Tee hee! Your very own copy!
*Tee Hee Girl duplicates Master’s Privileges and produces them in a flashing beam of light*
Muse: Big flashing yummy light! I love big flashing yummy light!
Tee Hee Girl: Have fun with it! Tee hee!
Muse: I eat it! Tee hee!
*Muse swallows bright flashing light and begins flashing intensely*
Muse: HEEEEEEEE!!!!! TEE HEEEEEEE!!!!! TEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! THAT REALLY TICKLES!!!!!
Tee Hee Girl: Don’t tell anyone! Tee hee! It will be our little secret. Tee hee!
Muse: I won’t tell! Tee hee! Never!
*Muse begins sucking on a big baby bottle, which grows bigger and bigger, with the Muse entering the top through the nipple*
Muse: Yummy milk! Tee hee!
*Muse falls face first into the giant pool of milk inside the gigantic baby bottle and begins drinking all the milk*
*a faded image of Muse flashes and exits dream world, re-entering Muse*
*Muse flashes intensely and smiles*
Muse: *snore* Yummy light…Tee hee…
Meanwhile, back at Kyle’s house in reality…
Whoa! What just happened? Am I missing something? No. It’s probably nothing. Just a weird dream. Time to go back to sleep…
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