If you read last year’s entry, you get the deal. When you have a hot day, you want a cold drink. The solution? A Slurpee.
FREE SLURPEES – 11 AM TO 7 PM
I’m not talking the cheap imitations that you find at various gas stations. I’m talking about the 7-Eleven Slurpee. This frozen drink is colder than its competitors. There are many imitators, but only one Slurpee.
And with Slurpees, you get…
Where is she? That was her cue! Let’s try it again.
And with Slurpees, you get…
Dark Muse: BRAIN FREEZE!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!!
Where is she? You’re here instead of her!
Dark Muse: Your Muse…*sniff* *sniff* *sniff* She’s…*sob* dying…
And you would care why? You’re the one that wants her to die!
Dark Muse: No I don’t! They do! I escaped from them. I couldn’t stand it anymore…*sob*
Well, it’s Free Slurpee Day and my Muse is dying. I don’t even want to celebrate this…
Dark Muse: Please do. She would want you to. She told me. Tee hee…
How can I? She doesn’t get to have a Slurpee…
Dark Muse: Yes she does! I got one for her! Tee hee…
How is she doing? I want to see her…
Dark Muse: I’ll take you to her. Remedy is already there…
*teleports with Dark Muse to hospital*
This was the same hospital she was working in yesterday!
*gasp* There she is…She’s…hooked up to an IV…*sob*
*beep* *beep* *beep* *beep*
Muse (weakly): Kyle…Is that you?
Yes it is. I’m here.
Dark Muse: And so am I! Tee hee! Here’s your free Slurpee!
Muse (weakly): A free Slurpee? For me? Thanks…
Intangible nurse: I don’t know if you should give her that. She’s in critical condition.
Remedy: She’s about to die. Let her have what she wants…
Muse (gasping): Please…I want the Slurpee…
Dark Muse: Here you go! I got your favorite flavors. Tee hee! I already got my free Slurpee…
I have yet to get mine.
Dark Muse: You should! Tee hee! I love Free Slurpee Day. Whatever form I’m in, I will never miss it. Tee hee…
But that’s not a free Slurpee. They don’t start serving those until 11 a.m.
Dark Muse: I know. I already had my free Slurpee. I kind of stole it. Tee hee…
But it’s FREE! You can’t steal a free Slurpee!
Dark Muse: But I can steal the cup in the stock room before they start serving them! Tee hee…
You’re not supposed to do that.
Dark Muse: So? I’m imaginary! What’s one cup? Anyway, I’m gonna get three more Slurpees! Tee hee…
Muse (weakly): Three more? Don’t do it. But can you get a medium-sized one for me? I want a little more…*cough* *cough*
Dark Muse: Aw! I can handle three more! I love Slurpees! Tee hee…
Muse (weakly): *sigh* Go ahead…have your Slurpees. But get my medium one, okay?
Dark Muse: I will! Be right back! Tee hee!
*Dark Muse teleports in a puff of smoke*
Like last year, I’m actually glad that I have a normal Muse to celebrate 7/11 with this year…But you’re dying! I don’t know what to say…
Muse (weakly): Kyle…Don’t worry about me. Be happy. Do this for me, okay? *cough* *cough* *cough*
Is that Dark Muse really telling the truth?
Muse (weakly): Yes. When I woke up, I was in this hospital bed. I saw her escape. She didn’t want to be in me at all…
Then it has to be that Evil Muse causing all this. That Dark Muse probably wanted to break free from her control…
Muse: She did. She told me everything about how bad it was, and how she didn’t want to put me through all this… *sob* *sob*
Don’t cry. Please don’t cry!
*hugs Muse, while shedding a tear*
Muse: I’ll stop…crying…If you…stop…
I’m done. Okay?
Dark Muse: I’m back. Tee hee! I got another free Slurpee, three more large Slurpees, and your medium one. Tee hee! Here!
*hands medium Slurpee to Muse*
Dark Muse: I’m gonna drink them all right now! Tee hee!
*Dark Muse gulps down free Slurpee*
Dark Muse: Ohhhh!!!!! BRAIN FREEZE!
Heh heh. Serves you right for drinking it too fast.
Dark Muse: Well I can drink it as fast as I wanna! *gulps down three large Slurpees* Now I’ll…EEEEEP!!! I gotta pee! I gotta pee! I gotta pee!
Then go! I’m trying to cut down on the bathroom humor…
Dark Muse: Time to use the little girl’s room. Tee hee. Gotta go! Gotta go! NOW!
*Dark Muse disappears in a puff of smoke*
Muse (weakly): Kyle…*cough* It’s about…to happen. Please…Get a free Slurpee for me…and be happy…
Please stop saying that! I can’t be happy if you’re dying…*sobs uncontrollably*
Muse (soft whisper): Don’t worry…I’ll keep fighting…I won’t stop until my last…breath… *cough*
Don’t stop until the end! I will get that free Slurpee and drink it just for you! For today, I will be working my morning shift. After that, I will be going with my brother to get our free Slurpees. Then my friend will be over. That’s pretty much this day in a nutshell.
Muse (gasping): Kyle! It’s getting dark…Please…get that Slurpee… *cough* *cough*
I will. Hang in there!
Today’s high is going to be 85 and the silver lining today is obvious. FREE SLURPEE. Need I say more?
To those of you who love free Slurpees, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.
Remedy: Kyle! Her IV! come quick!
Dark Muse: No! I can’t watch!
Muse (gasping): Kyle…Ky…le…
*beep* *beep* *beep* *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*
NO!!!!!!!!!!
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