If you read last year’s entry, you get the deal. When you have a hot day, you want a cold drink. The solution? A Slurpee.
FREE SLURPEES – 11 AM TO 7 PM
I’m not talking the cheap imitations that you find at various gas stations. I’m talking about the 7-Eleven Slurpee. This frozen drink is colder than its competitors. There are many imitators, but only one Slurpee.
And with Slurpees, you get…
Muse: A brain freeze!
What? You didn’t get one yet?
Muse: If you’re hoping that I’m going to re-enact two years ago, that’s not going to happen. Besides, that Bad Idea possessed me two years ago…
Aw…I miss you shouting “brain freeze”.
Dark Muse: You mean like this? *Dark Muse takes a big sip from a large Slurpee cup* AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! BRAIN FREEZE!!!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!!
Thank you.
Dark Muse: Anytime. Tee hee! I love Free Slurpee Day. Whatever form I’m in, I will never miss it. Tee hee…
But that’s not a free Slurpee. They don’t start serving those until 11 a.m.
Dark Muse: I know. I already had my free Slurpee. I kind of stole it. Tee hee…
But it’s FREE! You can’t steal a free Slurpee!
Dark Muse: But I can steal the cup in the stock room before they start serving them! Tee hee…
You’re not supposed to do that.
Dark Muse: So? I’m imaginary! What’s one cup? Anyway, I’m gonna get three more Slurpees! Tee hee…
Muse: Three more? Are you out of your mind? I’m getting a free one later and a medium sized cup. That’s all.
Dark Muse: So? I love Slurpees! Tee hee…
Muse: *sigh* Whatever…
*Dark Muse teleports in a puff of smoke*
Like last year, I’m actually glad that I have a normal Muse to celebrate 7/11 with this year…
Muse: So am I. Did I really act like that two years ago?
Sadly, yes. But you were in the wrong mind. Under the influence of a bad idea…
Muse: Well, it’s time for breakfast. I’ll see you later for…
Dark Muse: I’m back. Tee hee! I got another free slurpee and three more large Slurpees. I’m gonna drink them all right now! Tee hee! *gulps down free slurpee* Ohhhh!!!!! BRAIN FREEZE!
Heh heh. Serves you right for drinking it too fast.
Dark Muse: Well I can drink it as fast as I wanna! *gulps down three large Slurpees* Now I’ll…EEEEEP!!! I gotta pee! I gotta pee! I gotta pee!
Then go! I’m trying to cut down on the bathroom humor…
Dark Muse: Time to use the little girl’s room. Tee hee. Gotta go! Gotta go! NOW!
*Dark Muse disappears in a puff of smoke*
Muse: Anyway, I’ll see you later at 7-Eleven for the free Slurpee. Good luck at the make-up training!
Thanks. For today, I will be going to Frankenmuth this morning for the make-up training. After that, I will be going with my brother to get our free Slurpees. Besides that, I have the rest of the day off.
Today’s high is going to be 85 and the silver lining today is obvious. FREE SLURPEE. Need I say more?
To those of you who love free Slurpees, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.
Muse: Besides getting a free Slurpee, I need get rid of this Intangible form, and soon. It’s far too limited and starting to bother me…
*Muse begins flapping angel wings, ascending into the sky in the Realm of Imagination*
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