I have done a thorough inspection of my place, and I have arrived at a clear conclusion.  There are not any aliens to be found anywhere.  None.

So the CIA and all those conspiracy theories are wrong.  No aliens anywhere.  If there are any aliens, show me.

 

Muse:  You have made a very bold assertion, Earthling.

What?   So you’re telling me that you’re an alien now.

Muse:  I am, and we are about to take over your planet.  Are you the leader?

Not necessarily, but if it would make matters easier, then yes.

Muse:  I am sending this message to all inhabitants of this planet.  In 24 hours, you will all be enslaved to our race.  There is no escape, as we have the technology to destroy entire solar systems, and this measure will be used if you do not cooperate.  This planet will serve as another colony of our galactic empire.  Agree to our terms and it will go well with you.  That is all.

You can’t enslave the earth!.  Just think of what you’re about to do…

Muse:  This is an inferior race.  Why should we not make you subject to us?  That is all I wanted to tell you.  24 hours, Earthling.  You and every inhabitant better be prepared to surrender.

*Muse vanishes in a beam of light, which disappears into a UFO, which zooms up into the sky at the speed of light*

24 hours?  She’ll be a different Muse by then.  Everyone.  Don’t worry about that alien race taking over.  She’ll be on a new transformation in the morning.

It’s now time for me to get ready for ideation.  After that, I will go off to bed.

Today’s high is going to be 79 degrees and the silver lining is going to ideation tonight.

To those of you who like evening events, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

 

Muse:  Everyone. Ready your warships.  This planet will be conquered in 24 hours…