Me & My Muse – Day 1078: May the Force be With You

Today was a good day.  To be nice, I bought an energy drink for a coworker and I got things going at work.  To make a long story short, I was able to leave early.

I called my friend to find out if he was coming over. He wasn’t, so I proceeded to cut the lawn and clean the bathroom.  All that’s left is to coach someone on their speech a little bit later.


Muse:  No coaching was necessary for me.  All my learning was self taught.

What are you talking about?

*Muse gets out a lightsaber and starts skillfully slashing it*

So you’re a Jedi now?

Muse:  Yes.  The master that I sparred with last said that I was pretty good.

And who was that?

Muse:  Luke Skywalker.  He said that my skills were well advanced, and could be compared to an experienced Jedi knight.

So the force is strong with this one, huh?

Muse:  Indeed.  I might even be stronger than Master Luke, but I’m not sure yet.

Have you met Rey?

Muse:  Yeah.  She was very easy.  Definitely a novice.  I have no idea how she was able to best Kylo Ren…

I think you’re gloating way too much now…

Muse:  I think that you’re jealous of just how strong I am in the force.  I am going to end this entry now.

I am going to end this entry now

Muse:  And I’m going to say bye to you.

And I’m going to say bye to you.  Bye Muse!

Muse:  Bye!

*Muse vanishes in a beam of light*

I can’t believe it.  She just did a Jedi mind trick on me.  Anyway, I need to have dinner and get ready for the coaching.

Today’s high is going to be 88 degrees and the silver lining is getting the lawn cut and bathroom cleaned.

To those of you who like completing domestic chores, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.


Muse:  That Jedi mind trick was so easy.  And I can already lift the Millennium Falcon with telekinesis!  At this rate, I might even be stronger than the late Master Yoda…