Being a little lacking in energy today, I’m going to cut it short. In summary, today was pretty good. I went to my small church, attended church with my parents and grandparents, and went to breakfast with them afterwards.
Now I’ll…What’s going on?! The carpet’s on fire!
Muse: I’m sorry. I just wanted to visit you…
So you wanted to visit me? But your body…WHOA! Your body! It’s on fire! No. It’s made of fire! Human Torch, eat your heart out!
Muse: Don’t you mean burn your heart out? Oops. I didn’t mean to set your carpet on fire. I’ll float so I don’t touch anything else…
Don’t worry about the carpet. My One Privilege can restore it. Anyway, you’re pretty warm!
Muse: Well, I surely hope so! If I’m made of fire, it kind of comes with the whole package.
We should have a campfire tonight. All you would need to do is sit in the fire pit. This would be great. I wouldn’t even need to gather wood!
Muse: I guess you’re right. Usually, a fire like me would require fuel to burn. But I’m kept alive by intangible abilities alone.
I’m actually curious now. What house can you live in if you’re made of fire?
Muse: A fire house, of course! One in a completely literal sense. The entire house is made of fire. The only thing that’s keeping it from spreading is the intangible force field that I have set around it.
Anyway, I’ll…HEY! GET OFF THE FLOOR! You’re setting it on fire again!
Muse: Sorry. Sometimes, I forget I’m made of fire..ugh…that flame! It just made me grow!
Don’t stand on the carpet again, or you’ll keep growing!
Muse: You mean like this? Oh no…
*entire house is covered in flames, making fire Muse grow to the size of the house*
Muse: Kyle? I need to go. It’s getting too dangerous around here. Good bye! I love you!
*Muse hugs me with her fiery body*
OUCH! You’re made of fire! You can’t…OW!
Well, I need to restore this house now. One privilege, ENGAGE!
*house is completely restored*
Perhaps I should make her stay outdoors next time. It’s not easy when your Muse is made of fire. At least she’ll be something different tomorrow…
Today’s high is going to be 71 degrees and the silver lining is having this Sunday off.
To those of you who are enjoying your Sunday, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.
Muse: Time to relax in my house…
*Muse enters fire house, and grows to the size of it*
Muse: Forget this house. I need my own realm!
*Muse creates realm with a gigantic mansion and burns entire mansion, growing to the size of it*
Muse: There has to be some fire house that can contain me! There. That’s better…
*Muse uses intangible abilities and enters giant fire house*