Me & My Muse – Day 1061: Flapping Fun Friday

To sum things up for today,  Friday started busy but ended fun.

First, the busy.  With it being graduation Friday for all the schools in Midland, work was extremely busy today.  After that, I went over to my grandparents and mowed their lawn.  I then got another Kona Blend and a liter of water.  Mission accomplished.

Second, the fun.  With my brother’s new job as a postal carrier, we celebrated it at Maru Sushi at East End.  Overall, that dinner was fun.  I got the K-Pop Roll and the Cosmo Roll.  I had a chocolate truffle with waffle cone crisp, almonds, blueberries, strawberries and fruit drizzle for dessert.

All in all, this Friday was pretty fun.  Now for the weekend…

 

Muse:  Sushi?  Did ya just say that you had some sushi!  Isn’t that the bee’s knees!

Um, excuse me?  Why are you dressed like that?  What are you supposed to be?  Some kind of prostitute?

Muse:  I can if ya wanna, sweetie.  Why don’cha snuggle up with me and I can make ya warm…

How about not.  I don’t deal with harlots.

Muse:  Well ain’t that a shame!  What’s eating ya, pumpkin?

Nothing.  Just tell me this front that you’re running.

Muse:  My golly!  What kind of palooka are ya, ta not know what a flapper is?  They are the cat’s pajamas, sweetheart! Just stare at me.  Whaddaya think?

I think you’re a filthy swan that should be thrown away and disposed of in a landfill.

Muse:  Them’s fighting words, mister!  Ya think I’m some kind of dumb Dora?  I’m a lover.  Not a fighter!  Have some hooch  and you’ll be just right for me.

No hooch for me.  I don’t drink.

Muse:  Why don’t I just feed it to ya while ya stare at my big bosoms.  Come on.  You know you want me.  Just just once, daddy…

Don’t call me daddy, you demented dame.

Muse:  Oh, that hurt.  But I recover fast sweetie!  Come on!  I’ll make it worth your while.

Get out of here at once, Jezebel, or I’ll make you leave!

Muse:  Oh!  How are ya gonna make me?

You are gone.  One Privilege, ENGAGE!

Muse:  NO!  Farewell, my dear…

*Muse vanishes in a cloud of smoke*

Well, that demented flapper gave me an earful.  But she was too strong and seducing.  I don’t take to harlots at all.  Besides, the 20’s have long been over.

Time to have some fun tonight.  As I said before, let the weekend begin.

Today’s high is going to be 78 degrees and the silver lining is enjoying this Friday and having the weekend off.

To those of  you who are enjoying your Friday, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

 

Muse:  Aw dear!  That one was a flat tire! He’s all wet.  I know where I can find some drier company.  Time to get my kicks.  Just a little more Chanel number five and the fun can begin!

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