Me & My Muse – Day 1051: Fat Chance

With my shift over and the lawn cut, it’s now time to enjoy a movie.

Muse:  A movie!  Count me in, honey!  I’ll take an extra large tub of popcorn with extra butter!  Ha ha!

You’re back? That fat Muse that I’ve been trying to forget?

Muse:  That’s right!  All 1,378 pounds of me!  Ha ha!

Just that much?  I thought that you weighed more than that!

Muse:  My weight depends on my mood.  And how much I eat, of course!  I could weight as much as a planet, but I’m not in the mood for that today.  Just your 3/4 ton butterball!  Ha ha!

That laugh is annoying.

Muse:  Have a sense of humor, for goodness sake!  Live a little and laugh, honey!  It’s the best medicine!  Ha ha!

Fine.  Are you seeing the movie with me, then!

Muse:  Absolutely!  If there’s any opportunity to eat more food, I’m in!

Well, be ready in about a half hour.  I’m leaving then.

Muse:  Okay!  I think I’ll snack on this large pizza and dozen donuts before we go.  Don’t worry about the popcorn.  My stomach is bottomless!  Ha ha!  See you in a bit!

*Muse vanishes in an enormous beam of light*

Well, it’s not my favorite Muse, but it’s only a day.  After that, there will be a different one.  I can hardly wait.

Today’s high is going to be 85 degrees and the silver lining is seeing a movie tonight.

To those of you who love going to the movies, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.


Muse:  Oh!  I forgot to mention that I’m not just getting popcorn!  I’m getting some Reese’s Pieces, Nestle’s Buncha Crucnh, Sour Patch Kids…ah what the heck!  I’ll buy one of everything from the concession stand!  Ha ha!