In offering a summary for you today, it’s relatively simple. I have the day off. The reason? I will be visiting a Toastmasters club that meets during lunch. Later on, I will be attending a second Toastmasters meeting tonight. That’s pretty much toda…
What was that? A bullet hole?
Whoa! Where’s that gunfire coming from?
Another miss. Reveal yourself, whoever you are!
I dodged that one.
Muse: Stand still! I’m trying to kill you!
Well, you’re not going to do that with your lousy aiming. Haven’t you ever used a gun before?
Muse: Shut up. The next shot won’t miss, because I have it pointed right at your head.
What do you want? I really don’t know what I can give you.
Muse: First, give me all of your money. Every dollar that you have saved. I want it all.
And if I don’t give it to you?
Muse: I pull the trigger and you die. Do I make myself clear?
Crystal. Take the money.
Muse: I also want something else that’s important.
What could that be?
Muse: Your One Privilege. It gives you all the power over these blogs of yours. I want that power and you’re going to give it to me.
I’m not giving it to you. Go ahead and pull the trigger.
Muse: Fine. You die then. Farewell…
*collapses on the ground*
Muse: Well, that was useless. I can’t get his privileges now. I at least have his money. Time for the next robbery…
*Muse vanishes in a cloud of smoke*
*appears in front of dead body*
And THAT’s why I didn’t give her my One Privilege. Right before she pulled the trigger, I generated a clone of myself and vanished. She ended up killing the clone, not me. Time to clean up this mess…
*uses One Privilege to make the clone corpse and blood vanish*
So my Muse is a criminal today? I better get the authorities to lock her up. I can’t have an Intangible that dangerous running around. Oh, and she doesn’t have my money. I restored my bank account with my One Privilege.
Time to get ready. I will be meeting someone at 11:30 for the Toastmasters meeting. I will then go to another Toastmasters meeting tonight. That’s this day in a nutshell.
Today’s high is going to be 61 degrees and the silver lining is going to two Toastmasters meetings today.
To those of you who love public speaking and leadership, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.
Muse: Is that all you got? Catch you later, coppers!
*Muse jumps into a getaway van, which speeds off quickly*