For tonight, I have no idea what I’m going to talk about tonight.

Why is this?  It’s not that I ran out of ideas.  It’s that my speech will be any one of five topics that someone else will select.  I don’t know which one it will be, but I do know that it will be one of the five.

 

Muse: Got you!

Whoa!  You surprised me!  Black outfit and a black mask?  You look like a ninja…

Muse:  That is correct.  I am well versed in the martial arts passed down from my ancestors throughout the generations…

And why did you sneak up on me?

Muse:  The martial arts must be continually practiced.  I’ve been told this by my sensai…

Do whatever suits you.  I have to get ready for tonight.

Muse:  Get ready then.  I will continue my training.  Hyaah!

*Muse vanishes in a beam of light*

A ninja Muse?  I kind of like the superhero thing better.  Anyway, time to get ready for tonight.

Today’s high is going to be 64 degrees and the silver lining is going to tonight’s Toastmasters meeting.

To those of you who like giving speeches, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

 

Muse:  Hyah!  Hyaah!  There.  50 boards and 50 concrete slabs without breaking a sweat.  Time to practice the kicks…