From Monday, I was told that my friend would not be coming over.

But today, he will be.  I will be expecting him soon.

 

Muse:  I just finished my workout!

Whoa!  Are those muscles?

Muse:  Yup!  And I can lift 200 pounds without breaking a sweat!

That means that you can lift me.  I weigh less than that.

Muse:  That’s right.  Here.  I can use you as a practice weight.

Hey!  I don’t think so.  I am not for weight training!  Put me down!

Muse:  Sorry.  I haven’t tried yet, but I think I can lift 250 now.  I’m totally pumped!

And you look strange.  It’s rather odd for women to be muscular.

Muse:  Says you!  Who says that a woman can’t have muscles? I have lots of muscles and you don’t.  You’re just scrawny!

I’m not.  I’m pretty fast at dough.

Muse:  And I’m pretty fast at my crunches.  I can run a five-minute mile.  Can you?

Probably not.  Maybe about 8 or nine minutes.

Muse:  Time for another workout.  I need to continue growing these muscles!

Have fun!

Muse:  I will.  See you later, Kyle!

*Muse vanishes in a beam of light*

A bodybuilder Muse? An exercising one would be fine, but all those muscles are weird.

Time to get ready fro my friend to come over.  He should be over soon.

Today’s high is going to be 56 degrees and the silver lining is my friend coming over tonight.

To those of you who like company, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

 

Muse:  300 pounds….350 pounds…400 pounds!  Oh yeah!  I’m really ripped!