Me & My Muse – Day 1016: Dough, I missed!

And for those of you who don’t understand that reference, it’s the sound effect (D’oh, I missed!) that Wario makes when he fails a mini game on the Nintendo 64 classic Mario Party.

As for me, I am going to cut this entry short.  Work was hectic, and I’m not in the best mood right now.


Muse:  Cut it short?  You better not!  Don’t make me punch you!

What’s your problem?

Muse:  Everything!  Ever since I got up this morning!  When I weighed myself, I gained 10 pounds!  Urrrr!  It makes me so angry!

Take a deep breath and count to ten.  Relax.

Muse:  Fine!  One, two…TEN!!!!  URRRRRRRRR!!!!

Seriously, what is your problem.  Let me guess.  It’s your next transformation.  You’re going to be angry all day.  No.  I am not dealing with that.

Muse:  Too bad!  Now let me finish my story!

No.  The high for today is going to be 61 degrees and the silver lining is…OUCH!  Hey!  Why did you punch me?

Muse:  You didn’t let me FINISH MY STORY!!!!  You deserved it, you stupid idiot!!!!

The silver lining is being able to enjoy the remainder of this day.

To those of you who…hey watch it!…have experienced a less stressful day at work,  I hope that you all have a fantastic day.


Muse:  I’m going to punch you again!!!!  You never let me finish my story or listen to me!!!!!  I hate you and I hate this day!  URRRRRRRRRRRAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!