Me & My Muse – Day 1008: Easy NESday…

Easy in the sense that I’m already done with my shift today.

A little bit later, my friend will be coming over.  It will be the same thing as Saturday.  Some more Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess HD…


Muse:  Did you say Legend of Zelda:  Twilight Princess HD?  I love that game!

So you love that game?  Since when did you get into video games?

Muse:  Well, let me ask you this question.  What planet are you from? I LOVE video games.

Just the simple platformers, right?

Muse:  Nope!  First person shooter, puzzle, racing…It doesn’t matter what it is.  I’ll play it.

I’ll just remember to go easy on you, since you’re a girl gamer.

Muse:  Easy, huh?  That’s too bad, since I won’t go easy on you.  I have already 100% beat Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess HD on Ganondorf Hero Mode.  What’s taking you so long?

Well, I’ve just been very busy lately.  And Ganondorf Hero Mode? That’s impressive!

Muse:  Aren’t you playing on that difficulty?

Actually, it’s just regular mode.

Muse:  Regular mode?  That’s easy mode!  Only little kids play easy mode!  Witty baby Kyle not up to the challenge!

I could play on that difficulty if I wanted to.  I just want to enjoy my playthrough.

Muse:  That’s okay.  I know that you’re just a noob.  Wanna play me in Smash?  I will totally pwn you with Cloud!

I’m not a noob, and I don’t want to play you in Smash right now.

Muse:  You’re just afraid that you’ll lose to a woman!  You are a noob at gaming!

A noob, huh?  I have gotten every Star in Super Mario Galaxy 1 and 2 and Super Mario 3D Land and World as well.

Muse:  So did I, with ZERO deaths!

I also got 100 Super jumps and aced every story mode level in LittleBigPlanet 1, 2 and 3.

Muse:  Come on!  100 Super Jumps is so easy!

Have you filled the Sky Pirate’s Den on Final Fantasy XII?

Muse:  Yes!  And I have played every Final Fantasy 100%.  Have you gotten every sigil in Final Fantasy X?  Have you beat the Dark Aeons and Penance?

No.  I never played the International Version or the HD version.

Muse:  Well I have, and I platinumed the HD version!  Have you gotten Mr. Perfect in Mega Man 9 and 10?  Have you beaten Contra 3 on Hard Mode without dying?  Have you beaten Super Ghouls and Ghosts twice in a row?  Have you beaten Battletoads without losing a single life?  I have!

Okay.  I get it!  You’re a woman that’s a die-hard gamer.  A very rare breed at that!

Muse:  Rare indeed.  The other gamers bore me.  My fellow ladies don’t desire the kind of challenge that I want.  For me, I’m up to the challenge.  I’ll play the hardest mode and I’ll complete the game 100%.  Now if you would excuse me.  I’m going to 100% speedrun Yoshi’s Island…again!

*Muse vanishes in a beam of light*

Wow.  I consider myself a gamer, but she’s in a league of her own.  I don’t know what kind of friends she could make, since she would intimidate most men.  Who would want to lose to a lady?  With her loving a challenge, she would hate to have me throw it.  Well, cheers for her loving games today!  I wonder what she’ll be next?

Getting to today, my friend will be coming over a little later today.  That’s pretty much this day in a nutshell.

Today’s high is going to be 47 degrees and the silver lining is my friend coming over tonight.

To those of you who love spending time with friends, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.


Muse:  Booya!  I already completed the second world already.  I rock…


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