Having experienced a club speech contest on Tuesday and an area speech contest last night, tonight’s Toastmasters meeting will be the third night in a row of Toastmasters activities.
Muse: Uh! Uhhhh!!! *mutters gibberish words* Yayayayayayoyoyoyyoo!!!!!
Whoa…What’s wrong with you? You’re acting crazy and…No. We have an audience. Master privileges, apply censorship!
*a hologram appears to cover her bare spots*
There. Artificial clothing.
Muse: *grunts* Uh! Ugh!!!! Ugh!!!! *scratches hair and howls*
You act like you’ve been raised by wild animals. So you’re feral today?
Muse: Yabbayabbabbayabbayabbadibidabadabo!!!!! *makes a raspberry sound and screeches*
*Muse begins glaring at me*
Muse: Yawrrrrwll! Rrrrrarrrarrrabrrrrrllll!
Okay. I can’t even have a conversation with you, since you seek to lack any kind of vocabulary.
Okay. I think I’m going to end it here. She’s going to need some special care tonight, since it will be like taking care of a wild animal.
To cut to the chase, I will be going to another Toastmasters event tonight. A meeting. That’s pretty much this day in a nutshell.
Today’s high is going to be 39 degrees and the silver lining is going to tonight’s Toastmasters meeting.
To those of you who like personal growth and development, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.
Muse: Raabadabadabadabdabbdabdabdabba!!!!! *Muse begins scratching my face while screeching*
*Muse lets out a loud grunt and begins rolling and jumping around*
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