With this arduous day coming to an end, I can honestly say that I’m glad that it’s finally over.
Having kept this blog rant-free since July 8, 2014, I still plan on having this continue, as I feel that this is a benefit to all of you to not hear me complain about days that are not necessarily the best. Today was not one of those days, but still a stressful day. Brands are important, and I’m all about maintaining brand consistency.
The morning meeting went well, but it made for a very busy day. Busy, yet satisfying, as I look back on it.
After my shift, I had to make an important phone call. One that I made just in time. More information on that, as the details unfold.
After the phone call, I went and mowed my grandparent’s lawn. I did this just in the nick of time. Just as I was finishing, it was starting to get dark.
Now I have tomorrow to focus on. A fun networking event at Apple Mountain…
Muse: Kyle…*sigh*…I can barely move…
How can that be so? You’re Intangible! Gaining weight should be nothing to you!
Muse: I know…It’s the fat that’s controlling me. I think she’s limiting my movement.
Whoa…You look enormous now!
Muse: I know. I weigh about 10 tons now. Large pizzas do nothing to fill my hunger anymore. I need 10 of them to even feel partially full. It’s only a matter of time before I will need a dress the size of a circus tent…
Just keep fighting it. You can’t let the fat win.
Muse; I know…But it’s getting…hard…Hey! What are you doing, Miss Toothpick? I thought I told you to stay away from my body!
Leave her alone, you gelatinous cretin!
Muse: That’s MISS Gelatinous Cretin to you, bozo! And don’t worry. She’ll be left alone when I put her where she belongs! In maximum security! Ha ha!
You are the most annoying thing to ever exist, since that Bad Idea! You sound like Rosanne with a touch of laryngitis.
Muse: Well thank you! That’s what I was aiming for, bucko! Now if you would excuse me. It’s time that I take this weight gain to new heights! Ha ha!!
*Muse begins to levitate into the air*
So you’re too fat to move. Now you’re going to fly?
Muse: Why not? It’s the best way to travel! The blimp has taken off! Ha ha! I’m off to clean out a few McDonald’s! Later!
*Muse soars into the sky, in a dark flash*
This is not good. That fat is going to use my Muse to clean out everything. Restaurants, Supermarkets and eventually, the world’s food supply. I need to stop her before she gets too fat…
Getting back to real matters, I am now going to relax. I will get ready for tomorrow’s networking event. I’ll let you know how it goes.
Today’s high is going to be 52 degrees and the silver lining is getting a lot of things accomplished today.
To those of you who like getting things done, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.
Muse: Ha ha! There! One McDonald’s down, several more to go! Ha ha ha!
*Muse flashes and begins to gain weight at an alarming rate*