To reflect, today was pretty busy. An early shift and a Toastmasters meeting. It is now time to relax…
Muse: Kyle! Something’s wrong with my stomach!
Muse: Last night, I weighed 115 pounds. This morning, I weighed 125 pounds. I gained 10 pounds in one night!
10 pounds?! What did you eat?!
Muse: That’s the thing. All I ate was a bag of chips and a half gallon of ice cream.
That’s a lot of food, but far from enough to gain 10 pounds.
Muse: I know. All I did was eat a tiny bowl of cereal this morning, and I feel like I’m gaining more weight!
Could it be? I think I might know.
It might have to do with your next transformation. Could it be making you fat?
Muse: I hope not. If so, I’m going to hate this transformation…
So will I. It’s going to be more and more uncomfortable when you get into the larger clothes.
Muse: My clothes from yesterday already feel tight on me. Anyway, I gotta go. Good night, Kyle!
Okay. Good night!
*Muse vanishes into my head in a beam of light*
What was she in a hurry about? Was she embarrassed about her weight? Oh well, I’ll find out tomorrow.
I guess her next transformation is a fat Muse. One that I’m not looking forward to.
Today’s high is going to be 82 degrees and the silver lining is going to tonight’s Toastmasters meeting.
To those of you who love evening events, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.
Muse: I’m so hungry! Time for my dinner!
*Muse eats an entire pizza and package of cookies, as her stomach continues to bulge*