If you read last year’s entry, you get the deal. When you have a hot day, you want a cold drink.  The solution?  A Slurpee.

FREE SLURPEES – 11 AM TO 7 PM

 

I’m not talking the cheap imitations that you find at various gas stations.  I’m talking about the 7-Eleven Slurpee.  This frozen drink is colder than its competitors.  There are many imitators, but only one Slurpee.

 

And with Slurpees, you get…

 

Original Muse:  A brain freeze!

What? You didn’t get one yet?

Original Muse:  If you’re hoping that I’m going to re-enact last year, that’s not going to happen.  Besides, that Bad Idea possessed me last year…

Aw…I miss you shouting “brain freeze”.

Dark Muse:  You mean like this?  *Dark Muse takes a big sip from a large Slurpee cup*  AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! BRAIN FREEZE!!!!!  MAKE IT STOP!!!!

Thank you.

Dark Muse:  Anytime.  Tee hee!  I love Free Slurpee Day.  Whatever form I’m in, I will never miss it.  Tee hee…

But that’s not a free Slurpee.  They don’t start serving those until 11 a.m.

Dark Muse:  I know.  I already had my free Slurpee.  I kind of stole it.  Tee hee…

But it’s FREE!  You can’t steal a free Slurpee!

Dark Muse:  But I can steal the cup in the stock room before they start serving them!  Tee hee…

You’re not supposed to do that.

Dark Muse:  So?  I’m imaginary!  What’s one cup? Anyway, I’m gonna get three more Slurpees!  Tee hee…

Original Muse:  Three more?  Are you out of your mind?  I’m getting a free one later and a medium sized cup.  That’s all.

Dark Muse:  So?  I love Slurpees!  Tee hee…

Original Muse:  *sigh* Whatever…

*Dark Muse teleports in a puff of smoke*

I’m actually glad that I have a normal Muse to celebrate 7/11 with this year…

Original Muse:  So am I.  Did I really act like that last year?

Sadly, yes.  But you were in the wrong mind.  Under the influence of a bad idea…

Original Muse:  Well, it’s time for breakfast.  I’ll see you later for…

Dark Muse:  I’m back.  Tee hee!  I got another free slurpee and three more large Slurpees.  I’m gonna drink them all right now!  Tee hee!  *gulps down free slurpee*  Ohhhh!!!!!  BRAIN FREEZE!

Heh heh.  Serves you right for drinking it too fast.

Dark Muse:  Well I can drink it as fast as I wanna! *gulps down three large Slurpees*  Now I’ll…EEEEEP!!!  I gotta pee!  I gotta pee!  I gotta pee!

Then go!  I’m trying to cut down on the bathroom humor…

Dark Muse:  Time to use the little girl’s room.  Tee hee.  Gotta go!  Gotta go!  NOW!

*Dark Muse disappears in a puff of smoke*

Original Muse:  Anyway, I’ll see you later at 7-Eleven for the free Slurpee. Good luck on the lawn!

 

Thanks.  For today, I plan on mowing the lawn with my brother getting my free Slurpee.  For the day ten in the Thirteen Days of Al, I will be listening to Running With Scissors.  Later on, I’ll be working a 5-9, giving me more practice for my newly acquired Crew Leader position.

Today’s high is going to be 80 and the silver lining today is obvious.  FREE SLURPEE.  Need I say more?

To those of you who love free Slurpees, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

 

Muse:  Free Slurpees?  I never had one before.  Maybe I should get one?  *sigh* I’m hoping that I won’t chicken out on this one.  So much anxiety. *sigh*