Me & My Muse – Day 78: Stuck in Reverse

Muse:  Tee hee….I need to practice for your game, right mommy?  I snuggled with my stuffed rabbit and took a nice long nap!  The first two things were true, but I didn’t dance!  I didn’t tell him what I really did!  Phew!

 

To all of you who like reading entries backwards, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

Today’s high was 66 degrees and the silver lining was getting my resumes done.

After this, I will try to get inside my Muse again….  It will be interesting how this turns out.  Well, that’s about it.

 

Muse:  Tee hee….  Bye!

See you tomorrow…..  Alright!

Muse:  Yay!  More yummy ideas galore!  Tee hee!  Well, it’s time for dinner!

I don’t like what you become.

Muse:  Tee hee!  I like me!  Well, get used to it!

It didn’t matter what it was.  My old Muse could tell me anything that’s on her mind.  This is another thing that I don’t like.  Personal?

Muse: Tee hee….  It’s kind of personal stuff!  I don’t have to tell you everything I do!

You’re not supposed to tell me what you really did, because of “mommy”….  Let me guess.  Why did you hesitate?

Muse:  Yeah!  I….um……danced!

Now what else did you do today?  Make that never.

Muse:  I’ll sing it anytime you want!  Don’t worry!

Never ever sing that song again.

Muse:  The end!  Run all over then get HOOF!  Sniff the loop.  Eat the soup.  Ten is ma!  You are rah!  Ha ha ha!  Tee hee hee!  Rod the beanstalk, Jim the cat, bend all the pretty things into spicy that!

Didn’t I tell you that?  Just stop!  Stop!

Muse:  Piece the tiddly winks in my dress and watch them go WHEE!  Tickle all the pretty witties into mountain stew!  Lick the fire buttons into pretty kitty mew!

I don’t want to hear any more of it!  That song is terrible.  Okay, stop!

Muse:  Tee is orange and rainbow is MOO!  Turning fuzzy paperclips into everything you do!  Rain is you!  Love is butterflies!

No, I really don’t want to hear it….

Muse:  Do you wanna hear it?  Then I skipped around the realm, singing a silly random song that I made up myself!  I ate all the cloned ideas I wanted until my tummy almost exploded!  Fine!

You clone them….  You don’t raise them anymore.  I read that entry of yours.  Ahem.

Muse:  I tended to my ideas….  Tee hee!  Lots of stuff!

What did you do today?  Well, I told everyone what I did today.

Muse:  We’re not gonna talk about this today!  Stop making fun of my mommy!

How’s your “mommy” that you don’t really have?  When I feel like it.

Muse:  When will it be done?

Not until it’s done.  You can’t.

Muse:  I want to read it!  So how long is this backwards entry going to be?

I’m just playing with you.  Heh.

Muse:  Don’t start this again!  Urrr….  Of course not?

Oq begivo qom!

Muse:  I understand it, but nobody else does!  At least this is better than you speaking that dumb language of yours!

That’s the only way that it will make sense.  They could, if they wanted to.

Muse:  Can’t they read this whole entry backwards?

The sentences will all be backwards so it won’t make any sense.  The audience will be even more confused.

Muse:  You’re confusing me!  What?  Wha….

The end will be the beginning and the beginning will be the end.  Everything will be reversed.  It’s not now, but it will be.

Muse:  This entry is not backwards!  You’re lying!

You would have to decode the entire entry!  That would take forever and it wouldn’t be any fun to read.  Obviously.

Muse:  It’s not easy to talk backwards!  Tee hee!  Phew!  Oh!

The SENTENCES will be in reverse!  I already said.  Not that kind of backwards!  No!

Muse:  ?huh ,sdrawkcab gnihtyreve etirw ot gniog er’uoy , oS  !nuf eb dluohs tahT  !eeh eeT

 

Now that I’m finally done, I can actually relax….  A functional one and a chronological one.  I actually wrote two resumes.  Today was the day where I gave my resume a complete overhaul.  I started the day by mowing the lawn.  What more can I say?

Just the sentences.  The letters and words won’t be backwards.  I just want to see how it turns out.  Why would I go through the trouble in doing this?  It may not look like it now, but by the time it’s done, everything will be completely backwards.  This entry is going to be in reverse.

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