Being totally aware with what number I’m on, I’ll try to be careful with today. Surely, nothing will go wrong, right?
Muse: I found a kitty!
Um…That’s a black cat.
Muse: I know. Isn’t he cute? He just started following me this morning. I’ll call him Lucky!
Muse: Ironic? Why is he ironic?
Naming a black cat Lucky? Black cats are bad luck, you know….
Muse: They are? Well, I’m still keeping him! Speaking of luck, I broke my mirror this morning. Now I’ll have to get a new one!
Since when do Muses need mirrors? Muses don’t have reflections!
Muse: Well, I’m a special Muse because this morning, I saw my reflection! So NYAH!
Anyway, breaking a mirror is bad luck….
Muse: Says who? Also this morning, I found a ladder! I set it up and started running under it over and over again! You should try it! It’s fun! Tee hee!
That too, is very unlucky.
Muse: Unlucky? It’s FUN! You should try it! Also, when I was having breakfast this morning, I spilled a bunch of salt on the table, and I had to clean it up….hey! Why are you backing away from me?
You are unlucky! Stay away from me!
Muse: I don’t feel unlucky! WHOA! EEEEP! I just tripped and fell! Sorry about that. I’ve been tripping a lot this morning. I tripped on a bar of soap when I was taking my shower, and I fell….hey! Come back!
No. I need to make you lucky again. I can’t let you enter my head until we reverse your bad luck….
Muse: I am NOT unlucky! And I’ll prove it with a game of tag! You’re it!
AHHH! You touched me! Now I have your bad luck!
Muse: Now you are just being silly. I feel like the luckiest Muse in the world! WHOOOOOA! I gotta stop falling like that!
I need to find something lucky. Something to undo this bad luck….
Muse: While you’re doing that, I’m going to look at myself with this pocket mirror. Hee! I look so beautiful….Oops. I broke the mirror….
You broke another mirror! You are bad luck central!
Muse: Another thing. It was raining earlier, so I still have my umbrella….
Get that thing out of the house, and whatever you do, don’t open it!
Muse: You mean like this? EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
You see? You just got struck by lightning. Will you listen now?
Muse: Oh. That didn’t hurt! I’m a Muse, so it shouldn’t really phase me….
What about the “Tangible” rules?
Muse: Whatever! If I used your rules, I would be dead right now, okay?
Now you need to stay away from me and remain still while I find a good luck charm….
Muse: Forget that! I’m returning to your head….
Don’t go inside!
Muse: It’s starting to get boring. I am, and you can’t stop me! Ha ha!
Why can’t I find any good luck charms?
Muse: Here I go! Wheeeee!
NO! Don’t! AHHHHHH!
Well, she’s in my head, so now I have all of her bad luck. So everyone, if I experience anything unfortunate today, that’s why. Today will be another great day, aside from me having to work….
Black cat: Meow!
Where did that cat come from? Did she forget “Lucky”?
Anyway, today’s silver lining will be more progress on editing my story, like usual.
Having that said, I hope you all have a good daaaaaaaaay! Oof!
Sorry about that. I fell.
Muse: I came back for Lucky. And by the way, there are a whole bunch of black cats in my house now! Better get some more cat food! Tee hee!
I have a BAD feeling about this….