Being totally aware with what number I’m on, I’ll try to be careful with today.  Surely, nothing will go wrong, right?

 

Muse:  I found a kitty!

Um…That’s a black cat.

Muse:   I know.  Isn’t he cute?  He just started following me this morning.  I’ll call him Lucky!

How ironic….

Muse:  Ironic?  Why is he ironic?

Naming a black cat Lucky?  Black cats are bad luck, you know….

Muse:  They are?  Well, I’m still keeping him! Speaking of luck, I broke my mirror this morning.  Now I’ll have to get a new one!

Since when do Muses need mirrors?  Muses don’t have reflections!

Muse:  Well, I’m a special Muse because this morning, I saw my reflection!  So NYAH!

Anyway, breaking a mirror is bad luck….

Muse:  Says who?  Also this morning, I found a ladder!  I set it up and started running under it over and over again!  You should try it!  It’s fun!  Tee hee!

That too, is very unlucky.

Muse:  Unlucky?  It’s FUN!  You should try it!  Also, when I was having breakfast this morning, I spilled a bunch of salt on the table, and I had to clean it up….hey! Why are you backing away from me?

You are unlucky!  Stay away from me!

Muse:  I don’t feel unlucky! WHOA!  EEEEP!  I just tripped and fell!  Sorry about that.  I’ve been tripping a lot this morning.  I tripped on a bar of soap when I was taking my shower, and I fell….hey! Come back!

No.  I need to make you lucky again.  I can’t let you enter my head until we reverse your bad luck….

Muse:  I am NOT unlucky!  And I’ll prove it with a game of tag!  You’re it!

AHHH!  You touched me!  Now I have your bad luck!

Muse:  Now you are just being silly.  I feel like the luckiest Muse in the world! WHOOOOOA!  I gotta stop falling like that!

I need to find something lucky.  Something to undo this bad luck….

Muse:  While you’re doing that, I’m going to look at myself with this pocket mirror.  Hee!  I look so beautiful….Oops.   I broke the mirror….

You broke another mirror!  You are bad luck central!

Muse:  Another thing.  It was raining earlier, so I still have my umbrella….

Get that thing out of the house, and whatever you do, don’t open it!

Muse:  You mean like this?  EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

You see?  You just got struck by lightning.  Will you listen now?

Muse:  Oh.  That didn’t hurt!  I’m a Muse, so it shouldn’t really phase me….

What about the “Tangible” rules?

Muse:  Whatever!  If I used your rules, I would be dead right now, okay?

Now you need to stay away from me and remain still while I find a good luck charm….

Muse:  Forget that!  I’m returning to your head….

Don’t go inside!

Muse:  It’s starting to get boring.  I am, and you can’t stop me! Ha ha!

Why can’t I find any good luck charms?

Muse:  Here I go!  Wheeeee!

 

NO!  Don’t! AHHHHHH!

Well, she’s in my head, so now I have all of her bad luck.  So everyone, if I experience anything unfortunate today, that’s why.  Today will be another great day, aside from me having to work….

Black cat: Meow!

Where did that cat come from?  Did she forget “Lucky”?

Anyway, today’s silver lining will be more progress on editing my story, like usual.

Having that said, I hope you all have a good daaaaaaaaay!  Oof!

Sorry about that.  I fell.

 

Muse:  I came back for Lucky.  And by the way, there are a whole bunch of black cats in my house now!  Better get some more cat food!  Tee hee!

I have a BAD feeling about this….