Today is tax day, and a large number of T.E.A. parties are going on. I would love to go to one of these,  but none of them are within driving distance. At least I can still get the coverage.  There are around 500 tea parties going on, so if you wish,  grab some tea, some scones, and some blank tax forms. Let the nation-wide strike begin!

*throws box of tea and tax forms into Boston Harbor*

No taxation without representation!

—— EDIT: I actually found a tea party.  It was at 6:30 p.m. in Midland, Michigan.  Take THAT, Washington!