There’s not much going on today.  I liken it to an oasis that has dried up.  With it being the weekend, most businesses are not open.  Time to make the most of this day.

But first, I would like to address something.  My Muses have not been around for the longest time. It’s been at least 16 days since I have last seen them.  How are they doing?

*walks over to door and opens it*

Muse:  How did you do that?

Twin Muse:  Duh, that rectangle.  You moved it back and forth?

It’s called a door!  You just turn the knob and you can open it!

Muse: Not so fast!  It’s hard to understand!

Twin Muse: You just turn…what?

*sigh* Nevermind.  Is that why I haven’t seen you two?  You couldn’t even open the door?

Muse: You’ll have to show me that again!  You did that too fast!

No.  Even if I were to show you a thousand times, you would not understand.  And what am I smelling?  You both stink and need a shower!  When was the last time you bathed?

Muse:  Duhhhhh…When did things not make sense…

28 DAYS?  You’ve gone 28 DAYS without a shower?  Seriously, am I going to have to think for both of you now?

Muse:  I don’t know.  Thinking is a lot of work.

Twin Muse:  She’s right.  After trying it, I get tired…

*sigh*  Excuse me everyone.  Both my Muses are now a couple of invalids.  Let me spend a few minutes and tend to their hygiene…

*20 minutes later*

There.  showered and clothed both of you and used my Director’s Privileges to clean your room.  Everything smells nice now.

Muse:  That thing with the water and the stuff in the bottle was hard.  Can you show me again?

Twin Muse:  I think that you can drink that stuff in the bottle.  It smells nice.

No you can’t!  That’s shampoo and the soap is not edible either!  I won’t show either of you proper hygiene because you’re both too stupid to understand!  Now, I need to think of a way to summon you too whenever I need to check up on you both…I think I already know.  I’ll use my Director’s Privileges to teleport you both in front of me.  That way, I know that you’re both healthy.

Muse:  My stomach hurts a lot.  I think I’m hungry.

Twin Muse:  Yeah.  we keep falling asleep and eating stuff but we’re always hungry when we’re awake.  I think we’re not eating enough while we’re sleeping.

No again!  The food in your dreams can’t satisfy your hunger!  It needs to be real food while you’re awake!  *sigh*  I’m sorry everyone.  I can’t control the Muse’s transformation cycles.  I wish they were both smart…Now I need to feed both of them.  I just hope they remember how to eat.  I need to feed Dumb and Dumber.

Time to wrap this up so I can feed my starving Muses that don’t know how to feed themselves.

Today’s high is going to be 72 degrees and the silver lining is having a Saturday to enjoy.

To those of you who are enjoying this weekend so far, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

 

There.  You both scarfed that down pretty quickly.  Time to send you both home.

*teleports Muses back to their house*

Muse: That was good!  I want seconds.

Twin Muse: I want the thing after seconds.  Everything smells nice now.  Why didn’t it all smell nice before?