Tee hee hee hee hee…

What am I hearing?  Oh, that’s right!  All this time, I was dreaming of reality.  The actual reality is the new universe that Dark Jeannie Muse made.  A universe created by an immature 5 year old.

*sigh*

I guess it’s time to fix all of this.  But how?

*glances at mysterious lamp on the ground*

What’s this?  Another lamp?

*rubs lamp, resulting in a cloud of smoke emerging*

Genie:  You rang?  Work with me!  I’m an all powerful genie that can easily get you out of this bind.  What do you need?

*snicker*  Is that you, Creator?  Yes, I see you’re a genie, but you’re going all Robin Williams on me!

Genie:  BINGO!  I am The Creator, but I wanted a little more pizazz in setting things right.  And guess what?  You get three wishes!  Three wishes to set this right so use them wisely, buddy!

I wish…

Genie:  Hold on!  We need to make sure that you do this right.  You’re going for a save the universe and make everything right and back to normal wish, right?  How about wishing yourself to where your Muses are?  Just trying to help so that you don’t waste the wishes because (Morphs into Adam Duritz)  You don’t want to waste your wishes, baby!

Hmm…I had to look that one up.  Counting Crows?  Yeah.  I don’t want to waste any wishes.

Genie:  You got that right, Jack!  (Morphs into Clint Eastwood)  Now go ahead.  Make my wish…

Got it.  Genie, I wish that I was right where the lamp to my Muses were!

Genie:  Got it!  (Morphs into game show host) One all expense paid trip to Dark Jeannie’s mansion in the center of the universe!  All amenities are included in the sinister ruler’s lair!  Pffft…Who am I kidding?  The ruler’s an immature five year old!  Here we go!!!!!

*flashes and flies like a shooting star to Dark Jeannie Muse’s mansion*

Hmm.  It’s dark in this room but I see it.  The faint glow from the lamp.

*rubs lamp, which causes a plume of smoke to escape*

Jeannie Muse:  Master!  You made it!

Twin Jeannie:  Finally!  We’ve been cooped up in that lamp ever since that terrible Dark Muse became Dark Jeannie Muse and became all powerful after outgrowing the universe.

Genie:  Hey girls!  *glances at me*  Master?  They called you master!  I thought we had something special!

Jeannie Muse:  Hmmph!  We’re with our master, Kyle!

Twin Jeannie:  He’s our master!  Who are you!

Genie:  Your one ticket to stop the Dark Jeannie Muse.  But he’s only got TWO WISHES LEFT!

Jeannie Muse:  Are you actually keeping track of the wishes.  Our master keeps wishing for more wishes!

Genie:  *gasp*  Wishing for more wishes?  Oh, you two are baaaaaaaad girls.  If you do the math, that gives him unlimited wishes, as his second wish is always for three more wishes.

So?  Now we’re dealing with a Dark Jeannie Muse with tremendous powers from outgrowing the universe.  How does that even work?

Genie:  Well…(Genie morphs into Albert Einstein, scribbling down a bunch of equations).  It’s vather very simple, you see.  Ze Muse outgrows ze universe and a beeg explosion happens.  After zat, ze Muse is bathed in all ze energy in ze universe.  Ze Muse now has all ze energy and ze power.  You understand?  It’s all general relativity.

Well, I’m ready for my next wish.  Genie, I wish that I was right where the Dark Jeannie Muse’s lamp was and that I’m able to yield it!

Genie:  Nice!  A two for the price of one!  I love it when wishes have “and”s in them.  One trip to the lamp room behind the throne room coming up!

Tee hee!  Stop it!  You are not getting the lamp!  Tee hee!

*appears where the Dark Jeannie Muse lamp is*

Dark Jeannie Muse:  I said stop it!  Tee hee!  Mommy!  Mean people are here and are trying to take my lamp!

*a giant Jeannie-like mommy figure appears and picks up the lamp*

Jeannie Mommy:  No taking my daughter’s lamp!  This entire universe is hers and  you can’t stop her!

Genie:  That is one tough mommy!  *morphs into computer*  WARNING! WARNING!  ONLY ONE WISH REMAINING.  WARNING! WARNING!

Yes.  And I know just the perfect wish to make.  Genie, I wish that I was holding the Dark Jeannie Muse’s lamp in both my hands!

Genie:  Last wish!  Hope you can save the day…

*lamp flashes and appears in my hands*

What a bad girl!  And not just a bad girl, a bad Jeannie!  You haven’t been inside your lamp yet, have you?

Dark Jeannie Muse:  WHAT?  *gold shackles appear around her wrists*

That’s right.  If you want to be a Jeannie, you get everything that goes along with it.  And since I’m holding your lamp, in you go!  Phenomenal cosmic powers…

Dark Jeannie Muse:  NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

*Dark Jeannie Muse begins to get violently sucked into the lamp*

Genie:  Wait for it….

Dark Jeannie Muse:  MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYY!!!!

*Jeannie Mommy gets sucked in with Dark Jeannie Muse before the last bit of smoke gets sucked in*

Itty bitty living space!

Genie:  Kyle!  You did again!  My, am I so proud of you man!

Genie, send this lamp to a desert in a banished dimension where she will never escape!

Genie:  Right away!  Let’s see how good I am with my pitch.  Here’s the windup….And the pitch!  And she’s outta there!

Dark Jeannie Muse:  AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now what’s going to happen?  I used up my three wishes!

Genie:  Psst!  I’m not really a genie.  I’m actually The Creator! Remember?  I’m not bound by the rules of genies!  If I was, I would’ve been sucked back into the lamp after the third wish!

Jeannie Muse;  Yay!  You did it!

Twin Jeannie:  You did it, Kyle!

Both Jeannies:  Now what is your wish, master?

Jeannies, I wish that the entire universe is back to normal and that we were back home.  And three more wishes!

Genie:  *sigh*  Ixnay on the wishing for more wishes…

*universe flashes and is restored back to normal*

There we go.  Now everything is back to normal.

Jeannie Muse:  Don’t you want to make any other wishes, master?  How about unlimited wealth?

Twin Jeannie:  Or a fun wish, master?  How about wishing you could fly?

Nope.  I have given this a lot of thinking.  Jeannies, I wish you two were free.

Jeannie Muse:  No really, master.  Just make a w….really?   Freedom?!  Is this for real?

Twin Jeannie:  True freedom?  I can’t believe that I’m hearing this!

You are.  Jeannie Muse and Twin Jeannie, I wish you two are free.  You’re both free!

*lamp shines brightly and the golden shackles vanish on Jeannie Muse’s and Twin Jeannie’s wrists*

Jeannie Muse:  Wow!  I’m not confined to that lamp anymore!

Twin Jeannie:  That’s going to be nice, even though it’s very spacious!

Jeannie Muse:  Now make a wish, Kyle.  I dare you!

Um, I wish for an ice cream sundae?

Jeannie Muse:  Nope!  Not granting it!  Wow, does this feel so good!

Twin Jeannie:   Do me!  Make a wish!

I wish for Donkey Kong Bananza!

Twin Jeannie: Eeeeeeh!  (Buzzer sound)  Not gonna do it!  That game is very fun and I’ve played a little bit so far.  But you can’t wish for it!  Yay!  I don’t have to grant wishes anymore!

Genie:  Well, it looks like my work here is done.  Next time you see me, I’ll be The Creator again.  It’s been real!   Adios!  Sayonara!  Ciao!

Jeannie Muse:  Well Kyle, me and my sister are going for a little stroll around the world.

Twin Jeannie:  Just a little stroll!

Around the world?  That seems like a big stroll!

Jeannie Muse:  Not for us!  We’re Jeannies!  We can fly around the world quickly.  So let us have our alone time, okay?

Twin Jeannie:   Please do, Kyle!

I will.  Enjoy your global stroll!

Jeannie Muse:  Well sis, last one to Egypt is a rotten egg!  Yay, it feels so good to be free!

Twin Jeannie:  Well sis?  I’m already halfway there….halfway there….halfway there….Yay freedom!

With my Muses finally free and everything back to normal, I will enjoy my freedom from working today.  Time to get ready now.

Today’s high is going to be 81 degrees and the silver lining is enjoying my freedom from work.

To those of you who are enjoying your Saturday, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

 

Jeannie Muse: Whew!  The Sahara is hot!  Time for a dip in the Nile!

Twin Jeannie: Already there, twinnie!  It feels good!