This is great.  For the next 100 days, I now have a magical oil lamp with Twin Jeannies that will grant me unlimited wishes!

Let’s see what they’re up to.

*rubs lamp three times*

*plumes of smoke build up, with a Jeannie appearing*

Muse Jeannie:  Phew!  I’m glad that you got me instead of my sis.  She’s taking a shower right now!

Oh.  She is?

Muse Jeannie:  She is, master.  Ever since you made the wish to make the inside of our lamp bigger on the inside, we have so much more space!  It’s the best wish ever, master!  Do you have any other wishes?  Just say the wish and it will be granted, master.

Certainly!  I wish that you could take me inside your lamp so I can see where you two live.  And I wish for three more wishes!

Muse Jeannie:  *sigh* Did my sis say that you could wish for more wishes?  Fine.  I like you so I’ll make an exception.  Even we’re not supposed grant that wish…Consider both your wishes granted, master!

*flashes with Muse Jeannie and poofs inside her lamp*

Wow!  Despite how tiny this pink gold lamp is, it actually looks like the inside of a mansion!

Muse Jeannie (laughs):  There’s plenty of space, master.  There’s three stories, plus a basement!  We also have our own indoor swimming pool with a Jacuzzi and a sauna!

Whoa.  Just how many rooms are in this TARDIS lamp mansion?

Muse Jeannie:  58 rooms.  8 bedrooms and 10 bathrooms.  Plenty of space to invite all of our Jeannie friends!  This way, master.  I will show you my master bedroom!

*poofs with Muse Jeannie to master bedroom*

Muse Jeannie:  Master, I actually lied.  This is the master bedroom that both me and Twin Jeannie share.  We both have our own master bedrooms but we decided to sleep in our shared room last night.

*Twin Jeannie exits, wrapped in three towels*

Twin Jeannie:  I’m done with my shower, twinnie!  (glances at me, standing next to Muse Jeannie)  What is he doing in here?

Muse Jeannie:  Our master made a wish to see the inside of the lamp, and three more wishes.

Twin Jeannie:  That’s fine, but I need to change into my clothes for the day.  Can you please leave, master?  Even Jeannies have their modesty.

Sure.  Enjoy your fun lamp-mansion.  I’ll be back later!

Muse Jeannie:  I’ll poof you out of the lamp, master!

*appears in room*

That was fun to see the inside of the lamp.  Time to get ready for the day now.

Today’s high is going to be 63 degrees and the silver lining is having another day off.

To those of you who like having days off, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

 

Muse Jeannie:  Don’t you just love the space, sis?  No cramped spaces!

Twin Jeannie:  I love it.  Our master made a wonderful wish.  But I have a problem.  What am I going to wear today?  There are soooooooooooo many clothes in this walk-in closet.  Dresses, skirts, crop tops…what am I going to wear?  So many options.