Me & My Muse – Day 4113: And Now, the Weekend

And not a moment too soon.

In cutting to the chase, my Twin Muses are…

 

Muse:  Not so fast!

Twin Muse:  Can we have a word in edgewise?

Yes you can, but make it quick.  I was just going to get to your sizes.  Both of you are…1/25,000th of an inch tall!

Muse:  And?

Twin Muse:  What else?

Ah!  Yes.  Both of you are both 1 micrometer tall today.  With that, it’s official.  Both of you are microscopic.

Muse: We’re more than twice as small as yesterday!

Twin Muse:  It’s exciting!  Cells are now starting to look like skyscrapers!  Especially your skin cells!  Can’t you see how many you leave around your room?

Muse:  He can’t, sis.  They’re way too small for him to see!

Well, it’s a good thing that my One Privilege can zoom in on you like a microscope.  That’s the only way that I can see you two now.

Muse:  Yes.  Your room is now very big now.

Twin Muse:  To us, it’s like almost three times the size of Rhode Island!  To us, your entire room feels like a small state!

Muse: That would mean that the entire house would feel like a small country.  Well, that’s about it.  Enjoy your Friday!

I will!

*both Muses vanish in a beam of light*

Wow.  My Muses are so small that my entire room is like a small state to them now.  Time to get ready!

Today’s high is going to be 79 degrees and the silver lining is the weekend being here at last.

To those of you who are glad that the weekend is here, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

 

Muse:  We’re now microscopic!  And…*sigh* What’s your problem?  I seriously haven’t seen you use the bathroom in days.

Twin Muse:  Well, I’m Intangible so what if I wanted to empty my bladder with my Intangible abilities?  And I know what you’re thinking.  No. It’s not going there.  It’s just vanishing into thin air.  (Seriously Twinnie. Can you please stop prying about my personal decisions?)

Muse:  Fine.  If you’re just making it vanish, whatever.  Let’s go exploring in a bit, okay?

Twin Muse:  Okay!

*Muse leaves the room while Twin Muse enjoys another cup of coffee*

Twin Muse: *sips cup*  Whoa.  One sip and I’m already going…

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