Me & My Muse – Day 4107: And Now for some Weekend Solitude…

That’s right.  It’s Saturday again and it’s time to enjoy it.

 

Muse:  KYYYYYYYYYYLEEEE!

Twin Muse:  Can you hear us?!

What was that squeaking?  Could it be my Muses?  Let me and get my magnifying lens out and… *gasp*  Wow!  Even with the magnifying lens, you two are very small.  Too small to measure with a tape measure now.  I will now use my One Privilege.  You two are… 1/300th of an inch?  That’s 1/12th of a millimeter!  Twelve times smaller than yesterday!

Muse:  Everything is so big now!

Twin Muse:  But isn’t it fun?  We can now get plenty of exercise by running around your room.  Our house is about 2 millimeters tall with plenty of open carpeted space everywhere!

And I’m just a giant to both of you.  Be careful, as I don’t want to step on either of you!

Muse:  You won’t.  We’re both Intangible!

Twin Muse:  I’ve been having fun swimming in my coffee!  Of course I wait to cool off or I will burn myself.

Muse:  Yes.  Just a cup alone will last us months now.  If we want stale coffee…

I’m sure you don’t.  I am now going to get ready for the day.  Enjoy the smaller world!

Muse:  We will!

Twin Muse:  Bye Kyle!

*both Muses vanish in a beam of light*

And they just keep getting smaller!  I’m sure that they’ll be microscopic soon.  Could they possibly get small enough to enter the quantum realm?  Who knows?  I am going to get ready now.

Today’s high is going to be 72 degrees and the silver lining is the weekend finally being here.

To those of you who are glad that it’s the weekend, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

 

Muse:  We are SO small!  Imagine if everyone was small like us?  We could end world hunger!

Twin Muse:  And this coffee Jacuzzi is fun!  And…now I have to go again?  This is the 20th time that I have to use the bathroom today!  Unfortunately, being smaller means that I have a much smaller bladder.  Be right back, twinnie!

*Twin Muse rushes to the bathroom and closes the door behind her*

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