With it being Wednesday, I am already halfway through the week.  What remains is continuing the grind.  Trying to find gainful employment in this garbage dump of an economy.  So with that, it’s back to the search.  That’s pretty much this day in a nutshell.

 

Muse:  Sounds good to me!

Twin Muse:  Same here!

Muse:  *sigh*  Really.  You’re taking your tiny size way too far.  Just look at you!  You’re in a footed sleeper!

That does look completely ridiculous.  You both look considerably smaller today.  Come over here so I can measure you!  Okay.  It looks like you are… 2 foot 2 inches today?

Muse:  Yes.  And my twin thinks she can dress like a baby because of it.

Twin Muse:  Just loosen up, twinnie!  We’re both the size of six month olds now.  With the rate we’re shrinking, it won’t be too long before he won’t be able to see us anymore.

Twin Muse, I think you’re acting a little too silly.  You remind me of the way that Dark Muse behaved when I had to deal with her…

Twin Muse:  That’s no mistake!  Dark Muse was nothing more than me being infected with a bad idea.  My energy and spunkiness are all the same!

I’m sorry, but I’m going to have to side with Muse on this one.  Go and change.  I need to get ready for the day.

Muse:  Same here!  We both need to get ready.  Let’s go, sis.

Twin Muse:  You don’t have to say that twice.  Enjoy your day, Kyle!

*both Muses vanish in a beam of light*

I can’t believe that it’s already day four and my Muses are that small already.  Just how small will they be tomorrow?  Will they be the size of newborns?  Who knows.  Time to get ready for the day.

Today’s high is going to 69 degrees (nice) and the silver lining is the week being halfway over.

To those of you who are glad that the week is halfway over, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

 

Muse:  There!  My bed is all made!  And…Really sis.  Is a crib really necessary?

Twin Muse:  It is, twinnie!  If we get really small tomorrow, I promise I’ll get rid of it and return to a normal bed!

Muse:  Well, that’s done.  Time for some coffee…wait.  The pot’s empty!

Twin Muse:  Well I just had my third cup!

Muse:  And I just finished my second cup.  Excuse me.  I’m off to the bathroom.

Twin Muse:  Good luck with that!  You’re so small that you’ll fall in the bowl!

Muse:  No I won’t!  The toilet is fitted to my size!  I may be a while.  Do you need to go, sis?

Twin Muse:  Nope!  I just did!

Muse:  *sigh*  I’m going to pretend that I didn’t just hear you say that.  Really sis?  That’s just…gross! *Muse begins to walk towards the bathroom*  Let’s get to the next day already!  I think that my sis is taking this charade a little too far…

Twin Muse:  Poor twinnie.  She has to run to the bathroom.  Time for another cup of coffee!