Me & My Muse – Day 3895: End to the Party…

Well, I’m still stuck in this cozy cell with a comfortable bed, a TV, and the occasional meals that are delivered to my cell three times a day.

And yup.  Because of Twinight Muse’s influence on my entire universe, I am still the same age as she and her besties are: a ten year old.

And meanwhile, this Melvin that is right next to me has been playing Minecraft nonstop.  I’m pretty sure that his only breaktime is sleeping.  And that reminds me.  Wasn’t he going to show me his Minecraft World?  I’m pretty sure that this Marvin has a “Muse” of his own.  How else could he have access to privileges?  All of those are confiscated by Twinight Muse and her besties…

 

Melvin:  Hey Kyle!  Check out my Minecraft world!  Weren’t you going to do that January?  Come here!

*Melvin teleports me to his cell*

Melvin:  Remember.  Because of the privileges, all they see right now is a copy of you and they can’t even see you in my cell.  As of right now, the super powerful Twinight Muse and her super powerful besties have no idea what’s going on…

Yeah.  But remember.  Twinight Muse has a Five Privilege.  A FIVE Privilege…

Melvin:  So?  Check this out!  I’m going to take you into my Minecraft World!

*teleports into Minecraft World with Melvin*

Wow!  It looks just like the real world!

Melvin:  Exactly!  In Minecraft, I made a perfect replica of the real world…

Minecraft Remedy:  And he made replicas of every single one of us!

Nice Melvin.  It’s nice that you have a video game that you really enjoy.  But how is this useful besides being very entertaining?

Melvin:  That’s the beauty of it!  Remember how I said that I had someone who supplied me with privileges?  This is the place man!

WHAT?  You can create unlimited privileges in Minecraft?  How is that even possible?

Melvin (Creator Voice):  How?  If you know who I really am, then nothing is beyond possibility…

Y…You’re the Creator?!

Melvin (Creator Voice):  Exactly.  Rather than make a dramatic entrance like I usually do, I figured that it would be fun this time to blend into the environment.  While Twinight Muse was expecting me to show up, this will catch her off guard…

But you’re The Creator!  Couldn’t you have ended her reign right away?

Melvin (Creator Voice):  Now where would the fun in that be? Now, I have a part of this world where an endless amount of privileges are being generated every second.  The plan is to send every person from every cell into this minecraft world and equip you all with a Seven Privilege.  This will take down Twinight Muse and her besties.  The Adversary does not stand a chance…

Ah…This kind of reminds me of your performance as MC Maker…

Melvin (Creator Voice):  Did you enjoy that?  Yes.  I figured that the persona of a ten year old boy would be the perfect thing to catch Twinight Muse off guard…

And everyone who gets transported here would be transported to their cells, right?

Melvin (Creator Voice):  Right.  Let’s get started!

*every cell mate gets transported to Minecraft World*

Melvin (Creator Voice):  Everyone!  I am speaking to you in your mind!  We are going to a factory where you each receive a seven privilege!  With this, we will put an end to Twinight Muse and her friend’s endless slumber party…

*everyone teleports to privilege factory*

Minecraft Remedy: Nice for all of us to finally stand up against Twinight Muse!  Before you all get your privileges and take her on, I have this to say…

*Minecraft Remedy transforms into Twinight Muse*

Twinight Muse:  Thank you for all the privileges!  Besties!  Help yourselves! Extra Privileges for everyone!

*Midnight Dark Muse, Midnight Princess Muse, and Midnight Giant Muse help themselves to privileges until they each have a 100 Privilege*

Twinight Muse:  And if you excuse me, I’m going to take a nice Privilege bath…

*Twinight Muse jumps into the production core, where her privilege power exceeds her friends numbers in seconds*

Twinight Muse:  Yes…Such a cozy bath…All this wonderful power…I now have a 1,000 Privilege and counting. 10,000…100,000…1,000,000…Totes powerful!!!  BET!!!

*Twinight Muse flashes brighter and brighter as more privileges enter her body*

Twinight Muse:  None of you can stop me now!

*Twinight Muse’s eyes flash a bright yellow, and she immediately made all the cell mates vanish in the blink of an eye, except me and Melvin*

Melvin (whispering):  It’s okay…I’m protecting you…

Twinight Muse:  Such a shame…I wanted to share my wonderful sleepover with all of you with my wonderful new world order.  Why else would I lock all of you in a cozy cell?  It was not like you were miserable!  You had everything you totes needed!  Food, a very cozy bed, your own TV complete with a channel that broadcasts our GOAT eternal sleepover 24/7.  But you’re all giving me very bad vibes so I had to get rid of all of you.  When I am done with my cozy bath, I will take that tiny universe of yours and totally destroy it.  I will then turn the two of you into body pillows which me and my fam will be able to enjoy forever!  What you’re doing is totes uncool.  This slumber party continues. It will last forever.  What say all of you, my besties?  Bet?

Midnight Dark Muse, Midnight Princess Muse, and Midnight Giant Muse: BET!

Twinight Muse:  I could stay in the cozy privilege juice forever, but I have a universe to destroy.  Out of the tub!

*a super bright Twinight Muse levitates out of the privilege core*

Twinight Muse:  Time to destroy a universe!  This Heeheeverse will remain…

Melvin:  Just tell me. How are you going to do that?

Twinight Muse:  By turning you into a body pillow, you brat!

*Twinight Muse blasts a powerful beam at Melvin, who makes the beam vanish*

Twinight Muse:  IMPOSSIBLE!  I have a 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 privilege!

Melvin:  Is that all?  I have one privilege that you don’t have!

Twinight Muse:  And what is that, you stupid brat?!

Melvin:  A Creator’s Privilege!  You will greatly regret enslaving the universe, turning them all into ten year olds, starting an eternal slumber party, and creating a new world order.  Well, Midnight Muse, the party is over.  You, and all of your naughty friends can go home now…

Twinight Muse:  MAKE me!

Midnight Dark Muse:  YAHH, what she said!

Midnight Princess Muse:  Copy what she said!

Midnight Giant Muse:  Totes copy!

Melvin:  Okay!  Take THIS!

*Melvin blasts a powerful beam at Twinight Muse, which causes an explosion of light*

Melvin (Creator voice):  And I think that it’s time to take this disguise off…

*Melvin flashes and becomes The Creator*

Twinight Muse:  NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

The Creator:  Once again the Adversary has used you as a pawn to ruin all creativity everywhere.  Midnight Muse, you are to leave Twin Muse right away!  All of your powerful friends have been stripped of their power and have reverted back to their original forms.  They are banished to their worlds, which will be their prisons.  As for you, Midnight Muse, you are not to bother Twin Muse again!

*Midnight Muse leaves Twin Muse*

Midnight Muse:  AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

*Midnight Muse vanishes in a place that is far away from Twin Muse*

Well, that fixed everything.  Except I’m still 10 years old.  And why is there still a prison planet on this universe?  And aren’t we still in the Heeheeverse?

The Creator:  Everything is back to normal and where is should be.  And you now have your One Privilege again…

Thanks…

Twin Muse:  Wha…huh?  What happened?  The last thing I remembered was playing Super Mario RPG.  Then my sister Midnight Muse possessed me.  Did I do anything bad?

Don’t worry about it.  The Creator made everything right again.

The Creator:  I did.  Enjoy the rest of the arc!  I’m returning to my realm…

*The Creator vanishes in a flash of light*

Twin Muse:  Well, since everything is back to normal, I’ll play out in the snow…wait!  The snow is gone!

Yeah.  It’s March now.  I’m now going to put this post to an end.

Today’s high is going to be 50 degrees and the silver lining is the story arc being finally finished.

To those of you who have gotten a lot accomplished, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

 

Twin Muse:  Wow!  Not much left in this transformation!  Time to prepare for Spring…

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