What is the plan for today?  Well, to review the way that I have already spent this Sunday, I went to church with my dad and we had some Biggby Coffee.  I had a sausage egg and cheese Bragel and a 24 ounce brewed coffee with two shots of espresso (my favorite!).  After that, we came home and I just caught up on my devotionals.

Now what’s this about sushi?  I’m just about to get to that.  For the remainder of my time, I will be playing some Super Mario RPG with my brother watching.  We will then go to Fuji Sushi and use our Christmas gift cards to get our first sushi for the year.  That’s pretty much this day in a nutshell.

Hee hee hee hee hee…

Perfect.  Just perfect.  Midnight Muse somehow created her own universe again…

That’s Heeheeverse!  And just to let you know, it was not Midnight Muse this time…

Oh, you are such a liar!  Show yourself already!

Fine!  Since you would never find me with any game of hide and seek…

*A bright flashing shadowy Muse appears in a powerful flash of smoke*

That’s strange.  You look like Twin Muse, yet you have the same sized body as Midnight Muse…

Twinight Muse:  Oh!  Do you like it?  I went ahead and gave your Twin Muse a makeover!  A complete makeover!  A makey makeover!  Call me Twinight Muse, or else…

Or else, what?  I don’t take orders from tween Muses…

Twinight Muse:  That is soooooo funny!  I don’t take orders from you either!  I can already give you one good reason why you should obey me…Do you notice anything different about your universe?

Um no.  Why?  Wait…Let me guess.  You put it in your Heeheeverse?

Twinight Muse:  Bingo!  I’m having a fun sleepover right now with my BFF’s.  We’re about to give this universe of yours a cute little makeover!

Oh.  What are you going to do with it?  Make it a ten-year-old’s paradise?  Roblox for everyone!  Makeup kits for every girl!  Nintendo Switch’s for every boy!  Endless vacation!  No more boring adult rules!  That kind of makeover?

Twinight Muse:  Those are all WONDERFUL ideas, but it’s going to be what I and my BFF’s decide!

How about this idea?  You leave this universe alone and I stop all this from happening?  Twinight Muse is back to normal, her Heeheeverse is gone, and the universe is back where it belongs.  One Privilege, ENGAGE!

Twinight Muse:  Nah ah!  Everything is back where it was!

WHAT?  Normally, a One Privilege would take care of that…

*Twinight Muse flashes brightly*

Twinight Muse:  Yeah.  I figured you would be able to stop me if I only possessed the power of a single One Privilege.  Only I played a fun little game.  Three of my BFF’s hid inside of me while I outgrew Midnight Giant Muse’s Heeheeverse…

You OUTGREW her Heeheeverse?!  That the size of 1,000,000 universes!  That would easily give you…

Twinight Muse:  The power of FOUR One Privileges!  So I have a FOUR Privilege to your puny One Privilege!  I had to give this some thought or you would totally be able to stop me!

Yeah.  And playing back the timeline in the alternate history, I would’ve easily been able to stop Dark Muse…

Twinight Muse:  Yeah.  Anyone can stop a little five-year-old.  But guess what?  I’m a much smarter ten-year-old!  Are YOU smarter than a fifth grader?  Not this time!  Hee hee!

Well, I can if I can get you separated from Twin Muse.  Twin Muse, fight it!  Get Midnight Muse out of you now!

*Twinight Muse’s eyes glow crimson red*

Twinight Muse:  Kyle, I do not want Midnight Muse to leave!  I’m perfectly fine with her being here.  After all, she gave me a WONDERFUL makeover!  Plus, we’re having the best sleepover ever!  And you’re not invited!

Great.  Twin Muse is brainwashed…How am I going to break her from Midnight Muse’s control?

Twinight Muse:  Brainwashed?  At least my brain is clean now!  Midnight Muse is my friend now, so just accept it!

So, you’re just going to no longer adult and hang out with a group of magical tweens?  Powerpuff Girls, eat your heart out!

Twinight Muse:  That’s another totally wonderful idea!  I and my besties are going to totally binge all episodes of the Powerpuff Girls!  That show is totally GOAT!

*Midnight Princess Muse appears in a powerful puff of smoke*

Midnight Princess Muse:  Oh!  Don’t forget Sailor Moon!  We gotta watch ALL the Sailor Moon episodes!

*Midnight Dark Muse appears in a powerful puff of smoke*

Midnight Dark Muse: And then let’s watch My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic and root for our favorite ponies!  We can also discuss our beauty marks!  Pinkie Pie for the win!  I’m a total stanner for Pinkie!

Twinight Muse:  Besties!  Besties!  All in good time!  You’re treating this sleepover like it’s only temporary.  But it totes isn’t.  My Bestie FAM, get ready for the longest sleepover ever, ’cause this sleepover is going to totally last forever!

Midnight Princess Muse:  Can we make jammies the new dress code?

Twinight Muse:  Bet!  Ordinary clothes is cringe now.

Says who?  Are you really just going to step in and take over everything?

Twinight Muse:  Bet Kyle!  I and my FAM are going to take over everything boots!  No capping!

You all know that I am fluent in zoomer slang so I know what all your silly words mean.

Twinight Muse:  Silly?  Your vocab is so mid…

Midnight Giant Muse:  Yahhhhh….Totes mid…

You know what?  Go ahead and have your fun.  I’ll find a way to fix this mess like I always do…

Twinight Muse:  So how you gonna do that with a mid One Privilege?  My FAM each has a One Privilege and I have a Four Privilege.  So, time for an endless sleepover! But first, my besties…It’s time!

Twinight Muse and three Midnight Muses: MAKEOVER!!!!!!

*Twinight Muse flashes with the other three powerful tween Muses, causing the entire universe to flash in an instant*

Whoa…They…actually did it?  Everything is different.  Including…my voice?  Great.  I’m a tween again.  I’m basically the same age I was when I wrote The Brick Building…

???: And Kyle, there is something that you need to give to me now…

Huh?  Remedy?

Remedy:  Kyle, I see that you have a One Privilege.  You are not even old enough to use that yet…

But…but…

Remedy:  No buts.  The only ones allowed to have One Privileges are those 18 and up and our wonderful Intangible Leaders: Midnight Dark Muse, Midnight Princess Muse, Midnight Giant Muse, and the Supreme Leader, Twinight Muse!  I will take your privilege and let them watch it for safekeeping.

No!  You can’t!  And besides…Aren’t there no more adults in this world now?

Remedy:  That’s not my problem.  That’s the way the leaders want it!  I think their rules are GOAT!

Great.  You’re using their talk now?

Remedy:  Absolutely!  You need to brush up on zoomer or face the consequences.  Also, get some jammies on or I’m going to have to report you…

*Remedy takes One Privilege and vanishes in a beam of light*

Wonderful.  I now live in a universe controlled by overly excitable tween Muses.  Well, at least I still have my Nintendo Switch.  What’s that going to do for today’s plans?

Anyway, today’s high is going to be…just a sec.  I don’t have my privileges anymore so I’ll have to check the weather on my cell phone app…37 degrees and the silver lining is having sushi with my brother a little later.

To those of you who enjoy having sushi to ring in the New Year, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

 

Twinight Muse:  So, my bestie FAM, what eats do you want for tonight?

Midnight Princess Muse:  We should totes get sushi! What do you all think?

All Muses:  BET!

Twinight Muse:  Sushi it is!  After the sushi, the binging will begin with Powerpuff Girls.  Thanks for the mention, Kyle…

Remedy:  Supreme leaders, I found Kyle in possession of a One Privilege that he was too young to use.  I entrust it in your care.

Twinight Muse:  Thank you boots! Time for an upgrade!

*Twnight Muse absorbs the One Privilege and flashes*

Twinight Muse:  I now have a Five Privilege!  A fiver!  Fivers are totally GOAT!  Time for sushi, my BFF FAM!

*Twinight Muse and the other three Muses teleport to a Sushi restaurant for dinner*