Just as I have stated in yesterday’s entry, Me & My Muse will be closed until further notice.

For those of you who have been reading for a while, you probably saw this coming.  Ever since I started the COVID-19 Isolation entries, this was a sign of things to come.  As for my Muse, I have placed her on a special leave.  Her, and all those employed for this blog will be compensated up through the middle of April.  After that, they will receive unemployment checks and a special check from the government, thanks to that $2 Trillion bailout.

So everyone, my Muse is fine.  She is making enough to get by and she will be compensated during this period.  Unfortunately, I don’t have enough to compensate her for this whole outbreak.  With this blog shut down, there will be no more revenue made off of it.

Now should this outbreak end, I will have to submit my rough draft posts to the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services.  With this outbreak going on, I need to assure that each of these posts are clean and sterile and do not contain anything contagious.  I am also told that my blog would be under review and I would be given a trial period.  During this trial period, I would have to practice social distancing with my Muse for 60 days.  Even though she is Intangible and doesn’t have it, they want to to base her on the assumption that she’s a real person and I need to set an example for everyone reading this blog.

After this trial period is over, I would be given a license and I would be able to resume this blog.  Considering that this would be too much hassle, I probably will not be resuming it.  The feds make it difficult to do anything these days.  And with this pandemic going on right now, we need to focus on getting this country back to normal.  A nonessential blog is the last thing that I need to worry about.  With this pandemic going on, I think that the time is perfect to stop this Me & My Muse blog.  Any last words, Muse?

 

Muse: *sniff* *sniff*  I’m really going to miss you, Kyle…

Oh.  I never told anyone this, but she has a Stay at Home Order, effective today.

Muse:  I’m sorry, everyone.  Just to be safe, I don’t want anyone mistaking me for a real person.  To follow those orders, I will not be visiting Kyle anymore.  I will be staying home until things improve with this pandemic…

Yes.  I’m going to miss you too, Muse.  We can still talk on the phone and Facetime…

Muse:  Don’t you mean Duo?  You don’t have an iPhone…

Excuse me.  Duo…Yes.  We’ll be able to stay in touch.  I promise.

Muse:  Well, I need to clean out my trailer.  From your orders, they want all trailers cleaned out since production on this blog has been stopped until further notice.

Probably indefinitely.  I would have to go through the feds to get this blog going again…

Muse:  *sob*  Okay!  Well, I guess this is goodbye to this blog.  Have a wonderful day!  I need to follow the mandate!  Stay clean and safe Kyle!  *sob*

I will.

*gives Muse a hug and pats her on her shoulder*

We will talk later today, I promise…

Muse:  *sniff* *sniff* *gulp*  Okay…Bye Kyle…

*Muse teleports in a beam of light*

Well, with this blog all done, I can repurpose this blog.  Today, I will be working another day at work.  I will be playing Final Fantasy VIII.  Dinner will follow.  That is pretty much this day in a nutshell.

Stay sane, clean, and safe, everyone!

Today’s high is going to be 46 degrees and the silver lining is being able to play more Final Fantasy VIII later on.

To those of you who are enjoying the middle of the week, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

Oh, and there’s one more thing that I would like to say before I end this blog for the day…

 

 

 

APRIL FOOLS!

Yes, things have been different for this blog lately, but Me & My Muse is going to stay around.

Muse:  It is.  Everyone, relax.  Look at the calendar. It was a practical joke!

If you noticed anything, my Muse is not Weather Muse right now.  This is because of the pandemic and this arc will be resolved after things lift up.

Muse:  If you really want to know what I did in my trailer, I just organized things and put them away.  I won’t need any costumes or anything until COVID-19 lifts…

And just so you know, all of my Me & My Muse staff is fully compensated and will be during this entire pandemic…

Muse:  What are you talking about?  None of us get paid!

Oh, you all get paid all right!  You’re all Intangible, so you get Intangible currency…

Muse:  Yes.  We definitely get paid that.  But none of your real life currency…

Having that said, Me & My Muse is here to stay.  I wish every one of you a safe and sane day.  Hang in there everyone.  We’re all in this together and we will get through this.

Muse:  We will.  Everyone, we all got this.  Because God’s got this.

Muse and Kyle:  Have a wonderful day!