Me & My Muse – Day 2105: Room Clean-out and Flavor of the Week

I had a wonderful dream this morning.

This morning, I dreamt that I did a lot of reorganizing in my room.  I also cooked a coconut shrimp curry dish.  It was very good.

Last night, I had quite the scare in the middle of the night.  It woke both me and Zoria 1000 up out of a sound sleep.  The Zendians were about to shoot a powerful death laser that would vaporize the entire ship.  Fortunately, both Zoria 1000 and me used our psychokinetic abilities to override their ship’s computers and make them teleport far away.  Man, I still have goosebumps from last night.


Zoria 1000:  And…?

And what?

Zoria 1000: You’re not telling them what happened after we fell asleep!

I don’t know what you’re talking about.

Zoria 1000: Not going to tell them?  Fine!  I will!  Everyone!  Kyle had a very bad accident!  It was so bad that he started to soak my pajamas!

No I didn’t!

Zoria 1000:  Then why is your face turning red?  It’s okay, Kyle.  You’re growing gills like me.  If you ever visit Zorpoz, you will need them to filter the toxins out of the air…

Well, touche!   A night ago, Zoria 1000 had a bad accident because she forgot to put on…

Zoria 1000: Okay.  Maybe we should stop.  They get the idea.  Everyone.  The only thing that you need to know is that this is a normal part of Zorpozian adolescence.  The only reason why Kyle is going through this is because I had a dream of him having a dream that came true, regarding his gills growing like mine.  Because of this, Kyle can make dreams real like I can!

I guess you could say that would make me part-Zorpozian, right?

Zoria 1000:  I would even say completely Zorpozian, except you weren’t born from a Zorporzian mother.  And what was that dream that you had?  Did you dream of cooking a dish?  I think that you mentioned shrimp?  We should make a dish using Renzinian seafood!  I’ll get everything set up in the kitchen.  And everyone.  Listen.  I don’t embarrass Kyle all the time.  Just some of the time.  See you all tomorrow!  And Kyle, I’ll see you in the kitchen!  Come down when you’re done with this.  Okay?

I will.  I’ll see you down there, Zoria 1000!

*Zoria 1000 exits the room*

Getting back to the day, not much went on.  I just talked to Zoria 1000 and we took things easy.  We should be at Tikrez very soon, since we’re going to pick up the Poq Rez, a mysterious magical tome.  Anyway, I need to wrap up so that I can help Zoria 1000 cook.

From my dream, today’s high is going to be 49 degrees and the silver lining is getting my room organized and cooking a nice dinner.

To those of you who had a relaxing Saturday, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.


Muse:  I couldn’t resist.  I mean, what’s to be ashamed of?  Every Zorpozian teen goes through it.  Now what dish am I going to make with this seafood?