Me & My Muse – Day 2084: SaturNESday Funday

What is the plan for today?  My friend will be coming over today and I’ll be spending some time with him later.  In fact, he already came over this morning to drop off all of his things for the weekend.  He went over to his other friend’s place for a while until the afternoon.

Later in the afternoon, I will be going to a Gender Reveal party at my sister’s place.  There will be pizza and cake, so that should be quite fun.

I will now bring this entry to a close…


Muse:  Wait!


Muse:  You can’t end this entry yet.  I have something to tell you.

What is it?

Muse:  You and all of humanity are mine!


*Muse flashes and transforms into a black dress*

It’s time that I sent you to your new place to live!  Heh heh heh!!!

*vanishes from house and appears in tiny cell*

*a projection of Muse appears right outside of locked door of cell*

Muse:  You are WAAAAAAAAY too tiny for me to see, so I created a projection of my true form.  So, do you like it?

What’s the meaning of this?!  I thought that you were my Muse!

Muse:  I am very good at pretending.  Plus, I am your Muse.  I’m just the one that’s in control now.

But the One Privilege!  I didn’t even give you one.  How did you get it?

Muse:  Oh.  That was very easy.  When the Creator took the One Privilege from me, it didn’t even matter.  The Dark Universe Muse was already created, so she went into hiding.

DARK Universe Muse?  No!  There can’t be a dark version!

Muse:  Oh, but there is!  And she’s amazing!  She has already captured Universe Muse, so no one can bail you out.

So now what?  You’re just going to have me sit in a cell?

Muse:  You, and every single person on earth!  You are all going to build my castle.

So how are we going to do that?  You take up the size of thousands of universes!

Muse:  I have set the resources to infinitely regenerate.  You are all going to be my slaves forever, so it doesn’t matter when you finish!  Ha ha ha ha ha!!!!

So you’re going to work us to the bone for eternity?  What if I don’t want to do that?  I can still stop you…

Muse:  Oh yeah…Can’t have any threats…

*Muse flashes, absorbing my One Privilege*

Muse:  There.  No more threats.  Ooh!  That felt good!  Now, if you don’t want to work, I can always kill you…

On the other hand, working actually feels really good!  When do we start?

Muse:  Very shortly.  I am keeping you all confined until I figure out where I want you.  I’ll be in my other castle in the meantime.  So long…For now!  Heh heh!

*Muse vanishes in a cloud of smoke*

That was a mean trick.  I didn’t expect my Muse to suddenly become the Dark Muse just like that.  Well, if I know anything, the Creator will do something.  He won’t allow the Adversary to win.  This I know for sure.

Today’s high is going to be 49 degrees and the silver lining is…being able to live, I guess.

To those of you who are excited to spend eternity building a castle for an evil Muse, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.


Muse:  I’ve changed my mind.  I can’t have EVERYONE work on my castle.  I do need some personal servants to cater to my every need for eternity.  They will all get special privileges as I can’t have ants for servants.  Time for my reign to begin!  Heh heh heh!