Me & My Muse – Day 2028: Keeping Warm…

With it being so cold outside, I am just going to stay warm inside.  I don’t have much planned for today.  It will just be a day of sorting and organizing.  Time to get started!


Muse:  And it’s time that I get started on world domination!  Heh heh heh!!!

World domination?  What’s gotten into you?

Muse:  Well, since you’re so dense, I’ll be frank.  I am nice and warm, enjoying my new home!

So you’re at it again, huh?  I am going to guess that the Adversary made the Dark Muse evil and then she entered my Muse again.  Am I right?

Muse:  Of course you are, duh!

Hmm…You look a little different.  Usually, when the Dark Muse takes over, you take on her likeness.  She has the appearance of a child…

Muse:  My father was sick of me being a kid and so was I.  Now I’m a grown woman!  So that you don’t waste any more of my time, I believe that you have something that belongs to me.  Give it to me, now!

My One Privilege?  Never!  It seems like you’re pretty objective compared to the younger version of you.  You are not having it!

Muse:  I didn’t think that you would hand it over, but I have my methods.  I’ll be right back (loser)!

*Muse vanishes in a cloud of smoke*

What does she think she’s doing?



*a faded image of Muse flashes and enters dream world*

Muse:  You know what you have.  Give it to me now!

*Muse flashes intensely, shooting a powerful beam at Kyle*

Kyle:  *yawns* Here it is…It’s yours…

*Kyle produces an enormous beam of light and holds it with both hands*

Muse:  I knew you would see things my way.  Heh heh heh heh!!!

Kyle:  It’s my One Privilege.  Enjoy!

Muse:  Oh, I will!

*Muse grabs One Privilege and begins exploding with an intensity of flashes*

Muse:  Time to leave this dream…



I hope she didn’t just…

*flashes for a brief moment*

She just did.  Great…

*Muse appears in a cloud of smoke, flashing brightly*

Muse:  I’m baaaaack!  Time to begin my plan.  I think I will grow up some more!  Heh heh…

*Muse grows exponentially, approaching the size of the universe*

Muse:  Urgh…Why…can’t…I…grow….?  URRRGH!!!

*Muse explodes, showering the universe in a blinding blanket of light*

There.  That was easy.  The universe is mine!  Heh heh heh heh!!!

*a bright light flashes with thunder*

That is enough.  Everything is restored and you are a frozen statue!

*Muse freezes into a statue*

Phew!  Thanks Creator!

She will remain a statue until I can figure out what to do with her.  If she is unfrozen, she will resume her behavior once again.  She will remain in my care for now…

Thanks.  I will now return to my activities.

Today’s high is going to be 14 degrees and the silver lining is being able to stay warm inside.

To those of you who are nice and toasty warm, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.


The Creator:  I have decided.  I am going to extract the One Privilege from her and return it to Kyle.  The Adversary has gone too far…




The Adversary:  Her conquest was aggressive and foolish.  Had she waited as I told her, I would’ve had a better plan for her.  You want to hold her hostage, Creator?  Fine.  She will be released soon enough.  Then my plan will commence…

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