Me & My Muse – Day 1952: Some Improvement

Me – Day 52: Some Improvement

Me & My Muse – Day 1952: Some Improvement

To make a long story short, I feel a little better today.  I decided not to go to church today because I was still in recovery mode.  I will be going next week.

With only 42 days left in this story arc, I really miss my Muse.  This story arc has not really been a good one, since the Dark Muse had to ruin everything.  When I asked the Dark Muse to reveal herself, she surely did.

She was up to no good, and she has always been.  Fortunately, she’s safe in her own dimension.  I won’t have to worry about her ever again.

But that doesn’t do anything about my Muse.  That Dark Muse had to sabotage my Muse’s form, so I won’t be able to actually see my Muse until the end of this transformation arc.  Oh Muse, how I miss you!  *sniff*  Why couldn’t you have been something else?  That Dark Muse is bad to the core.  She’s what her name is: dark.  She’s nothing more than a bad idea inhabiting a Muse Clone!  Maybe I should delete her dimension so that she will never come back again.   But what would that do to my Muse?  What if I delete her too?  I wish that it didn’t have to be this way…

Tee hee hee hee hee hee…

Great.  She escaped and somehow made her own universe again…

That’s Teeheeverse!  Tee hee!  And you are going to play with me!  Tee hee…

I am not.  I am putting an end to this, once and for all…

What’s that smell?  Tee hee!  You have one too!  I already went to my sisters and ate all their yummy lights!  I will eat yours too!  Tee hee!

*Dark Muse flashes and absorbs One Privilege from me*

Mmm!!!  That was so good…Tee hee!  Will you play with me?

No!  I won’t!  It looks like you took my One Privilege too!

That’s too bad that you won’t play.  Tee hee!  Transform!  Tee hee!

*I transform into a Dark Muse clone*

What do you want to play?  Tee hee!

Play serve the queen!  You will serve me forever!  That’s how you play! Tee hee!

*Dark Muse absorbs Dark Muse clone into herself*

There.  Now I have that clone whenever I need it.  Tee hee!

Now where’s Kyle?  Tee hee!  I want to play with him…Wait!  I just turned him into a clone!  Tee hee!  Well, it doesn’t matter much since he didn’t want to play with me.  Tee hee…

*Meanwhile, deep inside of Dark Muse’s body*

Muse:  Why does she think that I’m the Dark Muse?  I’m part of her too!  I am her and she is me!  How did she separate from me?  I don’t know.  But I really miss Kyle.  Kyle, I miss you.  Kyle, I love you…

*back in the Teeheeverse*

So many beautiful servants, Teeheeing all day long!  I think I’ll make a few more Tee hee Galaxies!  Tee hee!

*back inside Dark Muse’s body*

Muse:  I really miss you, Kyle!  Listen to me!  Hear me!  Kyle, I really love you.  I love you…

*back in the Teeheeverse*

Tee hee…I really miss Kyle.  I think I’ll bring him back.  Kyle, transform back from clone!  Tee hee!

Huh?  What?  You’re still here?  You’re that Dark Muse again, aren’t you!

I am!  Tee hee!

*back inside Dark Muse’s body*

Muse:  No, you’re not!  You’re not the Dark Muse!  You’re me!  Kyle, please hear me out.  I may be your agent of imagination, but I love you…

*back in the Teeheeverse*

If you’re that Dark Muse, then fess up!  You ruined my Muse’s story arc by sabotaging her body.  You…changed my title once again!  I know you’re everywhere, but show yourself!

*Dark Muse creates projection of herself*

Dark Muse:  I’m right here!  Tee hee!

*green aura flashes around me*  Tee hee…Tee hee…That stupid laugh of yours.  Why don’t you just admit to me how you ruined everything?  I can’t restore everything because you took my One Privilege.  My Muse and everyone I love is gone, because you replaced them with mindless clones of yourself…Admit it, you pitiful excuse for existence!

Dark Muse:  Tee hee!  But I didn’t ruin everything!

*back inside Dark Muse’s body*

Muse:  I also miss my father, too.  Remedy, father…Where you are, I love you…Wait!  That’s it!  My strong heart will cause Dark Muse to bring him back!  Remedy!  I love you!  Come back, father!

*back in the Teeheeverse*

Dark Muse:  Time to bring daddy back!  Tee hee!

*Remedy appears next to me*

Remedy:  *gasp*  What’s that green aura surrounding you, Kyle?  Oh no…He’s up to it again.  Muse!  I don’t know why you look like the Dark Muse, but you’re in there somewhere!

Dark Muse:  Daddy!  Tell Kyle how I didn’t ruin everything!

Remedy:  Ruin?  What is this about?

Remedy!  You’re here!  But that doesn’t matter because we failed.  The Dark Muse has my One Privilege and we’re in her Teeheeverse right now.

Remedy:  This is quite a mess.  But Kyle…There’s something different about the Dark Muse.  Take a close look at her…Can you see it?

Dark Muse:  Will you tell Kyle please?  Tee hee!  That I didn’t ruin anything?

I see it.  The same Dark Muse, only more powerful!  What else is there to see?

*back inside the Dark Muse’s body*

Muse:  That’s it!  The Dark Muse was brainwashed somehow.  Kyle probably did so.  And if that is the case, then I am still in control!  Overfill her heart with love!  I love the Dark Muse!  Please hear me!

*back in the Teeheeverse*

Dark Muse:  Tee hee…I feel…like there’s a bunch of love inside of me!  So much love!  Tee hee!

*Dark Muse flashes and then stops*

Muse:  It worked, tee hee!  Kyle, listen to me!  I am your Muse!

No you’re not.  You ruined everything!

Muse:  Kyle, you’re surrounded by a green aura!  Don’t you see it?  Tee hee…

The only thing I see is that you’re crazy!

Muse:  Kyle, I love you…

I don’t love Dark Muses!

Muse:  It’s not enough…Since I have three One Privileges, I will need a lot more love!  Tee hee!

Remedy:  That’s my girl!

You know that you’re rooting for the villain!

Remedy:  You are delusional and under a spell.  Let her love have its way with you!

*Muse generates millions of Muse clones, all surrounding me*

Muse:  Okay clones!  We really need to let Kyle know how much we love him.  Ready?

Muse and millions of Muse clones:  I love you, Kyle!

Stop!  Stop it!

I love you, Kyle!


I love you, Kyle!

You’re just a stupid Dark Muse!

*Muse and millions of clones continue chanting “I love you, Kyle!” causing a bright beam of light to flow toward the green aura*

*the bright beam of light surrounds the green aura and presses against it, until the green aura shatters into millions of pieces which all get absorbed by the light*

Muse…*sniff* *sob*  It really is you…Isn’t it?

Muse:  It is.  Tee hee!

Come over here!  I want to give you the biggest hug ever!

*runs over to Muse, which causes all the millions of Muse clones to disappear*

*sob*  If I have done anything to hurt you, I’m sorry!  I really love you, no matter what form you are…

Muse:  Well Kyle, you did kind of hurt me.  You used your One Privilege to brainwash me, making me think that I was the Dark Muse…Tee hee…

If I did that, I didn’t really mean to do that!  I really thought that you were the Dark Muse, but I was wrong!

Muse:  It’s okay.  I forgive you.

Remedy:  So, what are we going to do with this Teeheeverse?

Muse:  Oh, that?  Tee hee!  I’m going to turn everything back to normal!  Everything is back to normal and Kyle gets his One Privilege back! Tee hee!

Thanks.  About me thinking that you were the Dark Muse.  It was weird.  Every time that I thought about that, I felt strange…

Remedy:  You felt that way because you were under a spell.  And I know the one who cast that spell.

You do?  Let’s put an end to his work then!

Remedy:  It’s not all that easy, Kyle.  For one thing, there’s a privilege even higher than a One Privilege, and you would need that one to do away with him.

Can we get that privilege?

Remedy:  That privilege has never been assigned to anyone ever.  Just don’t worry about it.  You’re free from his spell.

HIS spell?  Remedy, tell me who this other villain is.

Remedy:  I will tell you.  Just not today.  I’ll save it for another time.

Fair enough.  I will want to hear about it eventually.

Remedy:  You will.  Don’t worry about it for now.

Well in that case, I will want to head back to my Muse’s house.  I have some long overdue time to spend with her.

Muse:  Let’s go!  Tee hee!

Remedy:  Have fun, my daughter!

Muse:  I will!  Thanks father!  Tee hee!

*holds hands with Muse and teleports to her house*

Well, everything’s back to normal and I’m in my Muse’s house.  Time to celebrate!

Muse:  We have so much celebrating to do!  Tee hee!

We do.  And also…

Muse:  Kyle, now that you finally accepted the truth about me, can you please putting your title in so I don’t have to cross it out and change it?  I know that I don’t look like her, but I’m still your Muse!  Tee hee!

It’s okay.  Dark, or any form that you will ever be, you are my Muse.  Don’t worry about the title, because it’s not just Me.  It’s Me & My Muse.

Today’s high is going to be 36 degrees and the silver lining is being able to recover.

To those of you who like improvements in your health, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.


Muse:  The Wreck-it Ralph sequel is about to come to theaters, so I say that we have a movie marathon, starting with this one!  Tee hee!

Let’s do it!  Sadly, I was like Ralph for most of this arc.

Muse:  It’s okay.  I was like Vanellope, as I had my faults.  Tee hee!  Let’s put it in!

Here we go!  I’M GONNA WRECK IT!!!!

Muse:  I can fix it!  Tee hee…