Me – Day 23: Miso Shrimp and More Groceries
Me & My Muse – Day 1923: Miso Shrimp and More Groceries
Today was quite refreshing. I got up and got ready for the day. I then went to Good to Go Specialty Takeout and got a Miso Ginger Shrimp Torch. A much needed grocery trip followed since I was almost out of milk. With three gallons of milk and the two chopped salads that I need for next week, I am all set for next week’s lunches.
I will now take it easy and call it a day…
Muse: Kyle, I would like to talk to you. But please don’t be mean! I don’t know why you keep getting mean but you do! Tee hee!
*Muse flashes with invisible green aura which appears on me*
Maybe it’s because you’re always in that stupid little body. Why, you don’t even look like my Muse! You’re that Dark Muse!
Muse: I am, but I’m also your Muse too! Can’t you get past that? I am pretty much the same Muse as you always known! Just merged with the Dark Muse! Tee hee!
*invisible green aura intensifies*
No you’re NOT! You’re a puny brat that stole my Muse from me! You ruined her transformation cycle and now you’re trying to pretend to be her! I’m tired of you always showing up and ruining everything!
Muse: What did I ruin? I only wanted to have a friendly conversation!
Have one with friends your own size! I don’t have time to babysit kindergartners…
Muse: I am NOT a kindergartner! I already told you! I cannot change into my original form! I am stuck as the Dark Muse! Tee hee…
That’s enough. Up you go again…
*invisible green aura flashes even brighter*
Muse: What are you doing?! Hey!
I am banishing you to a dimension that you can’t escape! You play a terrible Muse, Dark Muse!
Muse: But I AM your Muse! Tee hee!
And that is where you’re wrong. Say goodbye for the remaining two and a half months! I will be counting down the days until I can see my REAL Muse again…
Muse: And I’ll be counting down the days until you can come to your senses! *sniff* *sniff* *sob* Why does it have to be like this?! Kyle… *sob*
Dark Muse is banished to a special dimension that she can’t escape from! One Privilege, ENGAGE!
Muse: Kyle! Noooooooooooooo!!!! Tee hee…
*Muse flashes in a bright dimensional aura and vanishes*
There. Got rid of the imposter. I just wish that I could see my Muse again! *sob* I really miss her…
Anyway, time to end this entry and enjoy what’s left of this day.
Today’s high is going to be 52 degrees and the silver lining is having more groceries in the the house.
To those of you who like having your house restocked, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.
Muse: *sniff* *sniff* Why did you have to do this Kyle? I don’t think you understand! Both me and her are the same! Why don’t you get it?
*invisible green aura intensifies*
Muse: Kyle…I…I hate you!!!!! Tee hee!
Meanwhile…
???: Yes! Yes! Unleash that hatred! Hate him more! Once you escape from that dimension, you’ll be able to do away with Kyle for good! Ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!
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