Me & My Muse – Day 1785: Age of Musetron

Well, it’s Memorial Day, so that means I get one more extra day off.  And the best part of that day is that I actually paid for it.  Every vacation day is paid, so right now, I am getting paid to enjoy Memorial Day.


Anger:  You can enjoy Memorial Day later.  we have something dire on our hands.

Nicole Anger!  What is it?

Anger:  Tammy Spark was hypnotized by the Lethal Lady League and she possesses a very powerful suit.  If we don’t stop her, you won’t be celebrating another Memorial Day.

Take me to her, then!

Anger:  She’s in the Imaginary Realm.  Follow me.

*teleports with Anger to the Realm of Imagination*

Oh no!  She crashed a plane!

Muse:  And it was a lot of fun, too.  Kyle, say farewell to the Marvelous Muse League…

Miss Muse:  No!  We will not go down without a fight!

*Muse shoots powerful beam at the Marvelous Muse League*

???:  I will not…let you kill them…

*a bionic body flies in front of the beam and absorbs the impact*

Muse:  Privilege!  You’re fighting for them?  You’ll fight for me!

Privilege:  That…is against my programming…I fight…for the good of all humanity…All things good…real or imaginary…

Muse:  Well, I’ll make you fight for me!  And if you don’t, prepare to have your circuitry torn out!

Privilege:  I cannot…go against my programming.  You created me.   But that will not stop me from destroying you since I don’t detect mostly good in you.  For the good of all that I represent, your life is terminated!

*Privilege flashes, and sends a powerful blast at Muse*

Muse:  You’re forgetting something crucial, you bag of circuits.  My latest state of the art suit is capable of adapting.  And that includes your powerful blasts.  And because you just blasted me, you just gave me a new weapon!

*Muse flashes and sends an even more powerful blast at Privilege*

Privilege:  And you’re forgetting the circuit that keeps me powered.  The Privilege Gem.  As long as I possess that gem, you cannot take me out…

Muse:  Then allow me have us join forces then.  My suit has another fun feature that I can use.  Combine!

*Muse flashes and blasts a beam at Privilege, which pulls her apart, piece by piece; the pieces all graft onto Muse, one by one, with the Privilege gem embedding itself into the center, causing the newly merged suit to flash brightly*

Muse:  My capabilities are far advanced now!  Where was I?  Oh!  I was about to destroy all of you!


*The Dark Damsel appears, with the rest of the Lethal Lady League*

Dark Damsel:  Are we winning, dear?

Muse:  I just absorbed all the powers of privilege, so we are.

Dark Damsel:  Oh!  And I see the Privilege Gem flashing on your new suit.  Finish them off!

Tee Hee Girl:  Yes! Tee hee!  Do it!

*Muse shoots a powerful beam at Marvelous Muse league, which causes them to flash and dissolve, one by one*

Miss Muse: Nooooo!!!!!!

*Miss Muse dissolves and gets absorbed into Muse*

Muse:  I don’t know what that did, but I don’t feel that much more powerful…

Pretty Penny:  Ahhhh!!!!!

*Pretty Penny dissolves and gets absorbed into Muse*

Muse:  Nice.  I acquired all of her bank accounts…

Cold Feet: N-n-n-noooooo!!!!

*Cold Feet dissolves and gets absorbed into Muse*

Muse:  Interesting.  I can drain the confidence of everyone around me!

Wonderwing:  Tee hee…Eeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

*Wonderwing dissolves and gets absorbed into Muse, which causes her suit to grow wings*

Muse:  Nice.  A pair of wings…n

Praying Princess:  Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for you are with me…

*Praying Princess dissolves and rises into the sky*

Muse:  Huh?  Where did she go?

Queen Cellulite:  What about me?

Muse:  Not you.  You’ll weigh down my suit…

Queen Cellulite:  Oh…Them’s fighting words!  For that, I’ll sit on you!  Ha ha!

Dark Damsel:  Well, that’s all of them, right?  Let’s begin our conquest!

???: Not so fast!

Muse:  Oh.  I was wondering when all of you would get here…

Twinkletot:  You’re a meanie!

*Twinkletot grows exponentially and grabs Muse*

Twinkletot:  Pretty toy!  Tee hee!

Chrono Woman:  That’s it, Twinkletot!  Squeeze her until she bursts!

Muse:  Well, I’m a privileged individual myself.  Time for a nap…

*Muse flashes and makes Twinkletot flash*

Twinkletot: Sleepy time…

*Twinkletot falls asleep*

Muse:  Now I’ll deal with the rest of you…

Twinkletot:  Sleepy time over!

Chrono Woman:  You’re forgetting.  You may have a privilege, but she has a One Privilege…

Muse: *sigh* Very well then.  Time to call on her playmate…

*Muse flashes to summon Tiny Tantrum*

I take nap.  Why you call me?  Tee hee!

Muse:  I need to borrow you for a second…

Okay!  Tee hee!

*Muse flashes to absorb all of Tiny Tantrum’s powers*

Muse:  There.  Time to put an end to this!

*Muse grows exponentially larger than Twinkletot and flashes, causing her to dissolve and get absorbed into herself*

Muse:  Even more power!  To save time, I’ll absorb you all at once.  This will make me a Time Lady Princess Jedi with child like powers…*sigh* She’s a mini version of Miss Muse, so nothing special…

*Muse absorbs the rest of the Marvelous Muse League*

Dark Damsel:  Wonderful job, dear!  Now, let’s take over over the universe!

Muse: Let’s?  Who said that you ever had a part in this?  I will absorb all of you, too!

Dark Damsel: How dare you!  I brainwashed you so you could destroy the Marvelous Muses league.  Now you want to double cross me and make yourself ruler over me?  You will not.

Muse:  What’s stopping me?  I think that you missed the strategy of being a good villain. I’ll put an end to you all now…

*Muse absorbs all of the Lethal Lady League and flashes a dark purple aura*

Muse: Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!! Nothing can stand in my way now!  Hmm…That Dark Damsel was a pretty good addition to my powers.

Well, there’s no one left, except for my last resort.  Universe Muse, wake up!  We need you!

I hear you…The situation seems a little unfair and one-sided.  Allow me to correct it!

*Universe Muse rewinds time to before the Lethal Lady League gets absorbed*

Muse:  Hey!  What’s the big idea?

You could say that I am.  Now regain your senses!  My essence will now overshadow you…

*Muse flashes with Universe Muse’s essence*

Muse: Huh?  What?  What am I doing?  First things first.  All of the good guys, or girls are back!

*all of the Marvelous Muse League reappears*

Dark Damsel:  Let me guess. This is the end…

Muse:  You could say that.  Now for the easiest battle ever.  All the villains are gone!  My tower is no longer invaded by them either!

Dark Damsel:  No!  You will not get away with this! Ahhhhhh…

*Dark Damsel and the rest of the Lethal Lady League vanishes in a beam of light*

Muse: Now to spruce up Spark Tower…

That is enough, Tammy.  My essence has served its purpose, so I will now be taking it back…

*essence leaves Tammy Spark and goes back into Universe Muse*

Muse:  Very well.  It’s time that I get out of this sweaty suit.  Everyone.  You are all invited to Spark Tower to celebrate.  That includes you, Kyle…


Muse:  Thank you.  You saved all of us by calling Universe Muse.

I saw it coming.  I was experiencing a most unpleasant dream…Enjoy your celebration!  My slumber will continue…

*Universe Muse returns to realm and falls asleep*

Anger:  It all worked out in the end.  I thought that Privilege was going to be more help but Tammy’s suit ended up being more powerful than I thought…

So what did you do with privilege?

Anger:  I awakened her.  I also put the Privilege Gem inside her.  Well, you heard Miss Spark.  There’s going to be a big celebration at her tower.  I am not going to miss it.  Everyone, to the jet!

*Marvelous Muse League follows Anger and other G.U.A.R.D. agents to a jet, which takes off*

Well, I will join them shortly.  I just need to bring this update to an end.

*teleports back to reality*

Whew!  Another story arc is over.  I’m glad that things worked out in the end.

Now to enjoy what’s left of this day.  I will also enjoy the celebration at Spark Tower as well.

Today’s high is going to be 92 degrees and the silver lining is enjoying one more day off.

To those of you who are enjoying your Memorial Day, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.


Muse:  J.A.N.U.S., adjust my shower temperature to my preference and make arrangements for the big party.  Also begin blueprints on new upgrade to Privilege.

J.A.N.U.S.: All requests have been fulfilled, Miss Spark.  Enjoy your shower.

Muse:  Oh, I will…

*Muse whistles joyfully while she’s taking her shower*