Me & My Muse – Day 1776: The Weekend Begins

With it being Saturday, I can relax today.  The princess is getting married and I’m enjoying my weekend so far.

I’m going to cut this short, so I can enjoy…

 

Muse:  Wait!

What?

Muse:  There’s a special brunch prepared for you at Spark Tower!

There is?  I’ll be right over!

Muse:  It’s in celebration of your first week!

I’m there.

*teleports to Spark Tower*

Muse:  Come with me.  The brunch is in this room…

*follows muse to a table set up with food*

Muse:  J.A.N.U.S., deactivate cloaking technology.

J.A.N.U.S.: Cloaking technology is disabled, Miss Spark…

What?!  All the food disappeared!

Muse:  Oh…I’m sorry.  It did!  Do you really think that I brought you here for a brunch?  Lethal Lady League, you can come out now!

*the Lethal Lady League enters the room, with the Dark Damsel leading the way*

Dark Damsel:  Good job.  You did a wonderful job!

*Muse transforms into Tee Hee Girl*

Tee Hee Girl:  Tee hee!  I played pretend like you told me!  Do I get another cookie?

Dark Damsel:  Yes!  A really big one!

*Dark Damsel hands Tee Hee Girl a big cookie*

Tee Hee Girl:  Tee hee!  There’s a LOT of Tee Hee in this one!  Thanks!  Tee hee!

*Tee Hee Girl sprouts her wings, flies up and eats her cookie*

Tee Hee Girl TEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE!!!!

What did you do with my Muse?

Dark Damsel:  Oh.  You mean, Tammy Spark?  She’s safe and sound.  I have special plans for her…

Special plans?

Dark Damsel:   Thanks to all of her wonderful suits, I can brainwash her and turn her into my most powerful weapon!  All I need is the Privilege Gem and she will be unstoppable!

Pampered Princess:  Can I go watch my pretty pony show now?

Dark Damsel:  You can.  All of you can return to your rooms.

Their rooms?  This is Spark Tower.

Dark Damsel:  It was.  The Lethal Lady League owns it now.  Pampered Princess bought it out!

So why did you bring me here?

Dark Damsel:  I just wanted to declare my victory to you.  You lost and we won.  And pretty soon, the world will be ruled by me.  Tee hee hee hee hee!

Okay.  Enjoy your victory.

Dark Damsel:  We will.

*teleports back to reality*

I don’t know what to do right now.  Things seem pretty dire for my Muse.  I hope that she and the Marvelous Muses League figure out something…

Time to get ready now and enjoy this today.

Today’s high is going to be 68 degrees and the silver lining is enjoying this Saturday.

To those of you who are enjoying this day, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

 

Twinkletot:  Are we there yet?  I’m hungry!

*Twinkletot flashes, and a bottle of milk appears; she floats in the air and begins sucking on it*

Chrono Woman:  Oh dearie!  That’s the eighth bottle she had in the past hour!  Whatever you all do, I am not going to change her.

Crystal Corona:  Easy, Miss Telephone Box!  Twinkletot is imbued with a One Privilege!  She can change herself!

Chrono Woman:  If she wants to, she can.  But to answer your question, Small and Powerful, we are very close to Spark Tower.  We should be there in another 10 minutes.

Lightbeam:  Awesome!  Just enough time to finish my Jedi training!

Chrono Woman:  Just don’t psychically lift any of the ship’s controls.  We will crash!

Miss Muse Junior:  Can I call her?

Chrono Woman:  Absolutely not.  Please don’t disturb Universe Muse.  She is resting, and has told us to only call her as a last resort.

Universe Muse:  Yes.  I am not to be disturbed.  You have Twinkletot.  She may be a toddler but she’s the most powerful ally on your team!

Miss Muse Junior:  I heard her voice!  How does she do that?

Chrono Woman:  It’s called telepathy.  She uses her mind to communicate to every one of our minds.

Twinkletot:  I need diaper change!

Chrono Woman:  Oh no.  I am not going to do it!

Miss Muse Junior:  Relax everyone!  I will do it.  Over here, Twinklie!

Twinkletot:  Yay!

Miss Muse Junior:  Are you my Twinklie?

*Miss Muse Junior tickles Twinkletot*

Twinkletot:  Yeah!  I’m your Twinklie!  Tee hee hee!

Chrono Woman:  I still can’t wrap my mind around how someone like her is the most powerful on our team.

Miss Muse Junior:  Uh-uh.  Universe Muse is!

Crystal Corona:  Yes, but we can’t call her unless it’s a last resort!

*Miss Muse Junior lays Twinkletot on a new diaper and gets sprayed in the face*

Miss Muse Junior: Oh no!  Don’t do that!

*Twinkletot giggles, kicking her legs up and down*

Chrono Woman:  And THAT’s why I didn’t want to change her.

 

 

Meanwhile…

Anger:  Everything is in place.  Spark Tower may be compromised, but we have one more ace up our sleeve.  Go and warn the other Marvelous Muses League not to come to Spark Tower.

G.U.A.R.D. Agent:  Message has already been sent to them, ma’am!

Anger:  Time for the end game.

*Anger presses a button to a device*

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