Me & My Muse – Day 1730: April Toast

Having finished my shift for the day, I will be going to a Toastmasters meeting tonight.

 

Muse:  Before you you do, could you come to Spark Tower for a second?  1 through 20 is missing!

1 through 20?

Muse:  My suits!  I’ll show you…

*Muse teleports me to display room*

Wow!  They really are gone!

Muse:  Who would take them?  I even asked J.A.N.U.S. and she has no footage whatsoever.

Maybe the footage got deleted?

Muse:  You don’t understand.  Someone with that kind of access would have to be very good at programming.

I wonder if it was the Dark Damsel?

Muse: I don’t know who that is.  I just want my suits back.

I think that she might have them.  She’s up to no good again…

???:  You are absolutely correct.

Who are you?

Anger:  I am Nicole Anger: Director of G.U.A.R.D.

G.U.A.R.D.?  Is that your version of S.H.I.E.L.D.?

Anger:  Correct again.  G.U.A.R.D. is the intangible version of S.H.I.E.L.D.  When I talked to Director Fury about forming an Intangible division of S.H.I.E.L.D., he refused. Instead, he suggested that I form a new agency that is affiliated with S.H.I.E.L.D. called G.U.A.R.D.  The Governmental Utility Assembly Rouge Deterrent.  I have informed all of the Marvelous Muses League about the Dark Damsel’s activity.

Muse:  So where do I fit in all of this?  I just want my suits back.

Anger:  This affair concerns you too.  The Dark Damsel is back with the Lethal Lady League.  What they have planned could endanger the world as we know it…

Muse:  Well, We’ll teach them a lesson then!  I still have my 54 other suits…

*53 of the suits vanish in a cloud of purple smoke*

Muse:  WHAT?  They’re gone!  All that’s left is 74.  It’s a good thing I made it teleport proof.  That suit will be the only one they can’t steal…

Anger:  I have contacted all of the Marvelous Muses League before my arrival.  They should be at your place soon.

Muse:  I look forward to meeting them.  That Dark Damsel…She’s gone too far in taking my entire collection!

Anger:  I’ll give you more intel as I receive it.  I’m going back to headquarters.  The Marvelous Muses should be a great help to you.  Listen to them.  Okay?

Muse:  Alright…

*Anger teleports in a beam of light*

Well, I hope you can get your suits back.  Losing that many is devastating.

Muse:  Pretty much my life’s work.  Even worse, J.A.N.U.S. is not responding.  She’s offline!

I’ll let you figure that out.  I need to get ready.

Muse:  Alright   Bye!

*teleports back to reality*

I hope that my Muse get her iron suits back.  In the meantime, I will get ready for tonight’s Toastmasters meeting.

Today’s high is going to be 39 degrees and the silver lining is going to tonight’s meeting.

To those of your who love extracurricular activities, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

 

*Tee Hee Girl sprouts her wings and flies back to the Lethal Lady Lair*

Tee Hee Girl:  Those suits were so YUMMY!  Tee hee!

*Tee Hee Girl flies into Dark Damsel’s room*

Tee Hee Girl:  I got them!  Tee hee!  I got them all!

Dark Damsel:  You did?  All of them?

Tee Hee Girl:  I think!  Tee hee!  I couldn’t find any more…

Dark Damsel:  Well, show them to me!

*Tee Hee Girl makes 73 of the iron suits appear*

Tee Hee Girl:  There!  Do I get my cookie now?

Dark Damsel:  Yes.  Here you go.

*Dark Damsel gives Tee Hee Girl her cookie*

Tee Hee Girl:  TEE HEE HEE HEE HEE!!!  It has extra Tee Hee in it! Just what I wanted!  Tee hee!

*Tee Hee Girl leaves room and enters her room*

Tee Hee Girl:  I have my own pretty suits too!  I gave her the copies!  I have the original ones!  I also made a bunch of copies of the cookie she gave me!  Tee hee!

*Tee Hee Girl flies up and eats another cookie*

Dark Damsel:  With these suits, I will rule the world and will rid the earth of the Marvelous Muses League once and for all!  Tee hee hee hee hee!!!!

 

Meanwhile…

 

Muse:  When are they going to show up?  Any minute now…I want my suits back!  J.A.N.U.S. is still not online…*sigh*

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