For starters, getting my taxes done is one of the things that I want to get done today.
For this very reason, I am going to cut this one short today.
My Muse is six, almost seven years old today. She is 3’0″ tall and she weighs 34 pounds. The height of a three year old and the weight of a two year old.
Today’s high is going to be 35 degrees and the silver lining is being able to get my taxes done.
To those of you who like to file taxes early, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.
Child Muse: That’s not how the dad sounds! Let me show you!
Muse: Okay. How does he sound?
*Child Muse grabs Ken doll from Muse and holds him up, making a sudden gasp*
Child Muse: Uh…Hang on. I gotta go!
*Child Muse throws down Ken doll and glances toward bathroom door, which seems far away*
Child Muse: I’m not going to make it!
*Child Muse makes toilet appear right in front of her, pulls down her pants and sits on it*
Child Muse: Phew!
Muse: You made it!
Child Muse: Sorry. I usually go in the bathroom. My mom says that it’s a thing called “privacy”.
*Muse makes a wall appear around child Muse and makes a door appear on one of the walls*
Child Muse: Thank you! I’ll let you know when I’m finished!
Muse: Okay! Take your time!