Me & My Muse – Day 1680: Monday Mishap

More like Saturday mishap.  Here’s what happened.

When I came in to work this morning, there was only one tray of dough in the walk-in.  I come to find out from my supervisor that the north store’s walk-in stopped working Saturday night and that their store was closed all day yesterday as a result.

Well, when you’re the only store in town, you’re clearly going to be a lot busier.  This is what happened yesterday.  I started dough immediately and got at least four batches made.  Enough for us to at least get through lunch.

When lunch came, it came like a storm.  There was a lot of food made already but I was still worried about running out.  Fortunately, we didn’t and I was able to continue.

This shouldn’t affect us tomorrow that much since the walk-in at the other store is supposed to be fixed today.

With Fat Tuesday being tomorrow, I bought four kinds of paczki.  Raspberry, Lemon, Strawberry and Bavarian Creme. I also bought some other things that I needed for food.

With that, I am now going to relax…


Muse:  This playground universe is too small! I’m putting it inside my Teeheeverse!  Tee hee!

*Muse flashes brightly and transforms entire universe*

Now something wonderful has just happened.  The wonderful princess is back!  I am ready to obey her every command.  All hail Muse!  Princess of the Teeheeverse!

Universe Muse:  Enough!  I have had enough of this brat’s insolence.  With the master key, my power’s far exceed hers.  Come out of her at once, and stay out!

*Dark Muse exits Muse*

Dark Muse:  Huh?  Why?  I was having so much fun!  Tee hee!

Universe Muse:  You are torturing this poor child! By inhabiting her body, you are delaying her development!  This development is critical if she is to thrive as an adult.  Go back to your Teeheeverse!

Dark Muse:  And what if I don’t?

Universe Muse:  I have the authority to erase your entire existence, along with your Teeheeverse.  Don’t try my patience.  I will do this without hesitation.

Dark Muse:  Okay!  Fine!  I’ll be a good girl!  (When can I be in another fun home like that?)

Universe Muse:  You are quite spoiled, aren’t you?  Isn’t that body of yours already a home?  A bad idea inhabiting a Muse is all you are!

Dark Muse:  I know! But I get bored with this home!  Fine!  I’ll go back to my Teeheeverse!  Guess I’ll make my own homes there.  Tee hee!

Universe Muse:  You’re forgetting something.

Dark Muse:  What?

Universe Muse:  You know what!  A little bit of yourself is still inside her.  Get it out!

Dark Muse: Fine!  I was hoping that I could grow inside her and take over again!  Tee hee!  You’re so boring!

*Dark Muse’s essence exits Muse and goes back inside herself*

Dark Muse:  I’ll be back later!  Tee hee!

*Dark Muse returns to Teeheeverse*

Universe Muse:  Everything is back to normal and the Teeheeverse is locked in a dimension that she can never escape from!

Muse:  Wow!  What happened?  You look like my mommy!

Universe Muse:  I watch over everything.  You were under the Dark Muse’s spell.  I had to return you to normal…

Whoa…What just happened?

Universe Muse:  I freed you and the entire universe from the Dark Muse’s spell.

Well thanks!

Muse:  What’s happening?  My hands look like night lights!

Universe Muse:  It’s your One Privilege, child.  Use it wisely…

Muse:  Oh, I will!  I think I’ll make an older me!

*Muse generates an adult Muse*

Muse:  Oh thanks!  Did you do that?

Child Muse:  I did!  Can we go outside and play in the snow?  I wanna make some snowmen and snow angels!

Muse:  We can can do that.  Let’s get you bundled up first.

Child Muse:  Oh!  *Child Muse presses her hands to her side*  I gotta go potty!

Muse:  You do?  Let’s hurry!  I’ll talk to you later, Kyle!

*Muse grabs Child Muse and both vanish in a beam of light*

Thanks for getting the story back to normal.

Universe Muse:  Anytime, Kyle.  What else could you do if you were under her control?

Well, that’s where you come in.  I could almost say that you’re an extension of my One Privilege.

Universe Muse:  I am.  I will talk to you later.  Farewell!

*Universe Muse vanishes in a powerful beam of light*

Well, everything’s back to normal again, so I will just take it easy now.

My Muse is five years old today.  She is 2’11.5″ tall and she weighs 33 pounds. The height of a three year old and the weight of a four year old.

Today’s high is going to be 24 degrees and the silver lining is being done with Monday.

To those of you who have dealt with work related issues before, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

*toilet flushes*

Muse:  Are you done?

*door opens and Child Muse steps out*

Child Muse: Yup!

Muse:  Let’s get you bundled up.

*Child Muse flashes and winter clothes appear on her*

Child Muse: You mean like this?

Muse:  Yes!  You’re already bundled up…

Child Muse:  *sigh* You’re taking too long!

*Child Muse flashes again, making winter clothes appear on Muse*

Muse:  Wow.  We match!

Child Muse:  Uh huh!  Let’s go!

*Muse and Child Muse run outside, into the deep snow*

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