Me & My Muse – Day 1603: Click Till You Drop

Have you started your Christmas shopping yet? If not, now is the time.

Now quick! Go to your preferred websites and order everything on your list before you get that dreaded 404 error.

For anyone who took part in Black Friday, it continues. What, you ask? Well, only THE biggest holiday for online retailers everywhere: Cyber Monday.

For those who hate the Black Friday crowds, today is your day. All you need to do is relax. You don’t have to go anywhere and all the best sales are just a click away. And the only downside is a server failure.

While there are so many deals to take advantage of today, I am not doing anything of the sort. I don’t need another large credit card bill to pay off so I am going to pass on this day for this year.

For anyone else who wants the deals, now is the time. Stop reading this, type your favorite online store in the address bar and start shopping!

Nurture: I’m almost done with my shopping.

Nurture?  What are you doing here?

Nurture:  I like to get up early and everyone’s still sleeping at Muse’s house.

Muse’s house?  So you decided to move in to her house?

Nurture: Yes.  But it’s only for her 100 day cycle.  We’ll move out when she’s an adult again.

How will my Muse be able to shop for you guys if she’s only a child?

Nurture:  Don’t worry about that.  She actually got all her shopping done!  When me and Remedy checked the spare bedroom, it was filled with wrapped presents addressed to us.  There was also a checklist nearby, which we both avoided looking at…

A checklist?

Nurture:  Yes.  Although I didn’t get a good glance of the list, I saw a check next to every item.  It seemed like she had checklists for other people and those were checked off as well.

What about me?

Nurture:  She got a few gifts for you, and they’re all wrapped.  So don’t worry.  She completed all of her shopping when she was still an adult.

That nice.  But what would you need to shop for?

Nurture: What kind of question is that? Us Intangibles need things too!

Let’s talk more about this later.

Nurture: Okay. So far, I’ve got a lot of my shopping done.  I’ll have to buy some age appropriate gifts for her now.  As for the other ones, she can open those when she’s an adult again…

Good. I now need to get ready.  But one more thing.  How old is she?

Nurture:  It looks like she’s five years old today.  She’s 2′ 11.5″ and she weighs 33 pounds.

So she’s the height of a two and a half year old and the weight of a four year old.

Nurture:  Yes.  And both I and Remedy both used our Intangible abilities on her bladder last night.  We’ll do this again tonight and every night…

Okay. Sounds good.  Time to get ready now.

Today’s high is going to be 44 degrees and the silver lining is going to my friend’s house later.

To those of you who love shopping online, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.

Muse: *snore*  Frosty the Snowman…

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