Me & My Muse – Day 1579: Friday at Last…

After a very busy week, I am ready for a Friday.

Earlier today, I worked my shift and now I’m finished.  I am now going to take it easy here at home.

My Muse is currently 5,000,000 light years tall.  I think I’m going to pay her a visit…

Tee hee hee hee hee…

Oh no.  I have a bad feeling about this…

*teleports to Muse’s house, and appears floating in front of Muse*

Why does the inside of this room look like outer space?

Muse:  I decided to redecorate.  Don’t you like the look?

I guess.  Considering that you’re larger than an enormous galaxy now, I guess it’s fitting…

You can stop pretending now!  Tee hee!

Muse:  Okay!  Tee hee!

Pretending?  What is this about?

Muse:  I did what you told me to!  Can I grow now?  Tee hee…

Yes!  Tee hee!

*a flash comes out of the air, and Muse continues growing*

Muse:  Tee hee…This is great!  Tee hee!

How long were you pretending?  Explain!

I’m very sorry. Tee hee!  Right after the Teeheeverse was banished, I decided to bring it back!  Tee hee!  So the whole time, your universe was inside the Teeheeverse!  Tee hee!

Muse:  And I played pretend like a good girl because she told me to!  Tee hee!

No.  You played pretend like a good girl because she brainwashed you!  Bring her back!

I’m very sorry.  Tee hee!  She’s going to grow and eventually create her own Teeheeverse!  Tee hee!

No!  We don’t need any more of your universes!

I’m very sorry.  Tee hee!  Very sorry to put you through all this.   No more Teeheeverse!  Tee hee!

*Teeheeverse vanishes*

And Muse?  Back to your normal size!  Tee hee!

*Muse shrinks back to 5,000,000 light years tall*

What?  What are you doing?

And me, shrink down to normal size and get rid of One Privilege!  Tee hee!

*Dark Muse shrinks down to her original height and One Privilege vanishes*

What are you doing?

Dark Muse:  I’m sorry.  Tee hee!  I too was playing pretend!  I was pretending to be my evil twin sister!  You told me to stop her!  Remember? Tee hee!


Dark Muse:  Tee hee!  What am I doing here?

I had to fix what was wrong.  Due to the mess, you now have an evil twin sister that has her own Teeheeverse.

Dark Muse:  Teeheeverse?  Sounds funny!  Tee hee!

Well, it wasn’t, since it replaced our universe.  Should your evil twin return, you will confront her.

Dark Muse;  I will!  Tee hee!  I will go inside my twin’s home!  Tee hee!

Good.  We’re now going to wake up from this dream…


That’s right!  You went and confronted her.  But why did you pretend to be her?

Dark Muse:  I couldn’t resist!  Tee hee!  Her thoughts…they were so fun!  Tee hee!  But she’s gone now.  Am I a good girl?

Yes.  A very good one.  You got rid of her Teeheeverse and the One Privilege that she had.

Dark Muse: I’m going to miss her.  Tee hee!

Well, it was for the better.  A privilege with that much power should not belong in her hands…

Dark Muse:  Okay.  Tee hee!  I’m going to visit my little sisters now!

Don’t take their privileges!

Dark Muse:  Why would I?  I don’t like privileges!  They’re stupid and boring!  Tee hee!  Bye!  Tee hee!

*Dark Muse vanishes in a cloud of smoke*

Wow.  That turned out a lot better than I thought.

Muse:  I’ll say!  Tee hee!

Wait!  She forgot to turn you back!

Muse:  No she didn’t!  Tee hee!  This is my new home!  Tee hee…

No!  Get out of her, now!

Muse:  Relax Kyle.  I was only playing pretend.  Can’t you take a joke?  When she restored my size, she turned me back to normal.  So, what are you doing tonight?

Nothing much.  I’ll probably visit you later tonight.

Muse:  Okay.  But be sure to grow.  I prefer company that are my size.

Well, of course.  I would actually be bigger than you.  About 6.12 million light years tall.

Muse:  Great!  We can explore the ever shrinking universe.  Well it is for me, at least.  With your size, you will be three times larger than IC 1101.  Believe me, at this size, there’s not much else to look at but clusters of galaxies…

Interesting.  I look forward to it.

Muse:  Bye!

*Muse leaves room and enters her bedroom*

Time to head back.

*teleports back to reality*

Well, everything’s back to normal.  No Teeheeverse and no more threat.  Time to enjoy this weekend…

Today’s high is going to be 47 degrees and the silver lining is it finally being Friday.

To those of you who are enjoying your Friday, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.


Muse:  Quick!  I need to play as much Super Mario Odyssey as possible before he comes over!  Man, I’m really starting to get seriously addicted to this game…