Me & My Muse – Day 1566: Another Break…

That’s right.  Another break and another Saturday off.

What is the plan for today?  I will probably make some more progress on my story.  Besides that, I am just going to take it easy.

My Muse is currently 100 light years tall today.  She is getting to be so big that it would take more than a lifetime just to go from one side of her face to the other!  And if her house is even bigger than that, then I don’t know what to do…

*is teleported to Muse’s house*

Whoa…It’s like the vast reaches of space, only indoors…

Hi Kyle…

Hi!  I see you over there.  Why are you speaking to me like this?

If I were to speak to you normally, you would go deaf.  So what do you think?  Do you think that I’m growing too slow?  I think I am.  Plus, I don’t think I’m that big…

You ARE big.  You’re 100 light years tall!  If I were to travel at the speed of light, it would take me 100 years to travel from your feet to your head!

*yawn*  That’s not much to me.  There are many solar systems that can fit in the palm of my hands!

Well, to you everything is going to keep getting smaller and smaller.  I also feel that your dissatisfaction grows with you the bigger you get!

Well, look at me.  I only grew 50 light years overnight.  50!  Can’t I grow even faster?  I wish I could grow more than just once a day.  *sigh*

I’m actually glad that you can’t.  Why, you probably would’ve exceeded the size of the universe by now!

And what’s wrong with that?  At that size, there wouldn’t be anything left to compare my size to.  Nothing.

So why did you teleport me here?  I’m normal sized with a near galactic sized Muse…

I won’t be galactic for a while.  To be that size, I would have to exceed 100,000 light years…Anyway, I brought you here because I wanted to spend the day with you…

So, name your activity!  I can’t do much with someone who’s 100 light years tall…

Well, I would like to…hold on.  I need to head to the bathroom…I’ll be right back…


Okay.  It looks like I’ll be spending the day with her then.  But not at this size!  I’ll make myself 125 light years tall before she gets back here.  One Privilege, ENGAGE!  There.  Now everything at her house looks normal-sized to me.

Time to enjoy myself today.  I’ll wait until she gets back and then the fun will begin.

Today’s high is going to be 77 degrees and the silver lining is having the day off.

To those of you who are enjoying their Saturday so far, I hope that you all have a fantastic day.


Muse:  How will I spend the day with Kyle?  I can’t even see him.  Well, I better finish up.  He’ll wonder why I’m taking so long in the bathroom…

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